So I'm going to answer those football questions here because no one gave me a number and I'm bored.
1. Your favorite team
FC Barcelona ^^
2. Your least favorite team
I obviously don't hold Real Madrid in very high regard, but I also have it in for Betis. Don't even get me started on how much I hate Betis.
3. Your least favorite player in EPL
I honestly have no idea. I'd probably say Torres though, because that whole Liverpool thing last year was just waaaaaay not cool, bro.
4. Your least favorite player in La Liga
I honestly don't think I have one. I'm not the hugest fan of CRon, but that's mostly because I hate penalty kicks and he's always taking them so that he can win the Pichichi. But I don't hate him or anything. He's a striker, it's what he does.
5. Your favorite player in EPL
I don't have one. Really, I don't.
6. Your favorite player in La Liga
Ahhhhhh. Um, probably Xavi Hernández, because he's my favorite player on Barça so it only follows that he's my favorite in the Liga.
7. Your favorite coach
JOSEP GUARDIOLA I SALA. F. T. W. *__________________*
8. Your least favorite coach
José Mourinho. OH, IF I ONLY HAD THE WORDS TO EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOATHE THAT MAN.
9. Your favorite WAG
I always thought Elsa was way fierce and adorable (well, for as long as I knew of her, anyway). But since she's not a WAG anymore, I honestly don't care. Team!Elsa
10. Your least favorite WAG
I don't have one.
11. Your favorite couple
Again, I was totally all about the Xavi/Elsa. But since they are no longer, I don't care (I didn't even care then, to be honest, but whatever). David Villa and his wife are totally adorable, though.
12. Your least favorite couple
I don't have one. Don't care enough, to be honest.
13. Your favorite Bromance
Either Xavi and Iker --because seriously, come on, they are adorable-- or Víctor Valdés and Iniesta --because the fact that they call each other hermano is so precious I squeal every time I see it--.
14. Your favorite national team
Yeesh, well, um, until Catalunya and Euskal Herria become autonomous states I'll have to say Spain. Though I've been kind of "meh" lately about them. They're just the only national team I've ever really supported (since 1998).
15. Your least favorite national team
I'm not a fan of England or Italy, really. All the others I'm pretty nonchalant about.
16. EPL or La liga?
Oh, La Liga. By far. By. Faaaaaaaar. [I haven't watched an EPL match since 2008. I am proud of this fact.]
17. Favorite Goalkeeper
Víctor Valdés. Closely followed by Gorka Iraizoz. Because. GORKAAAAAA. *___________*
18. Favorite Defender
Toss-up between Carles Puyol and Éric Abidal. But if I could only choose one...I'd probably go with Puyi.
19. Favorite striker
EEEPS. Um. DavidFernando VillaLlorente. :D Though I think Llorente takes it even though he's been fangirled to death by now. I've just loved him since before he was ~famous and I just really really love him.
20. Favorite midfielder
Xavi Hernández. This one's a no-contest.
21. A footballer you knew since you were a child
Like...one who's actually playing? Because I have vague recollections of Xavi playing back when he was a young'un, but other than that... Julen Guerrero, Joseba Etxeberria, Pep Guardiola... *__________*
22. Since when did you start watching football?
This one has a two-part answer. I first started watching football in November of 1997, right after we moved to Spain. I wasn't too terribly interested in it back then, but I did start watching it. Most recently though, I started watching it again in October/November of 2007.
23. Since when did you support you favorite team?
I've supported Barcelona officially since March 2008. Unofficially since 1998 or so, since Athletic was my number-one team back then and my brother and best friend liked Barcelona.
24. A footballer you would want to marry
Xavi.
25. A footballer you like in secret, and no one would expect you love him
I...honestly have no idea how to answer this question. I've kind of always had a "thing" for Raúl though. IDEC