#text:barney

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BLAINE: Okay, HOW did you convince dad to let you sleep in the pool house with Joey? Did mom help you out or something??

BLAINE: Asking for science.

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[Unsent Messages from 06/30-07/04] || Popcorn

[June 30th]

Kebira: So I survi

Kebira: I'm done and Kitty is coming to get me, I'm gonna be back in a few hours if yo

Kebira: So I'm on a plane. Private X-Men jet. I'm being treated like a legit X-Man, all fancy and shi

Kebira: I'm here

Kebira: So I'm bac

Kebira: How went the memory stuff

Kebira: Have you got your brains bac

Kebira: This is so fucking awkward, how do I even initiate thi

Kebira: So I posted about being back, have you not seen or

[July 1st]

Kebira: Hey

Kebira: So I'm back and I smell like smoke and dead things wow actually no, not going to send this, that's not attractive in the slightest

Kebira: I didn't fuck any fireme holy shit no don't send this either what the fuck

Kebira: How are you feeling now

Kebira: Dude you said we'd talk, are you ju

[July 2nd]

Kebira: So I take it didn't work?

Kebira: Did it work?

Kebira: So that's it then, you wanted to talk, promised you wouldn't change your mind, and then you hide and avoid me like I'm the plague

Kebira: Makes sense, actually. God I'm so stu

[July 3rd]

Kebira: Hey man. So I'm back. You said we needed to talk so just following up and

Kebira: This is stupid

Kebira: It's actually impressive how stupid I am. I continue to surprise myself

[July 4th]

Kebira: Happy Fourth

Kebira: So you do hate me

Kebira: I don't have the guts to even send you anything

Kebira: I don't know how anything went but if you don't have plans, I've got shit to blow up

Kebira: Do you have any plans for firewor

Kebira: Just wanted to toss a message saying thanks for serving and all th

Kebira: Nope not sending that either thats the stupidest thing to send

Kebira: Do you wanna go see a firework sho

Kebira: Fuck.

Kebira: Who am I kidding I'm not gonna chase this

Kebira: I can take a hint. Got it.

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Kebira: Gnat is headed your way. Gonna save Jones from you, Mr. Big Bad Wolf.

Kebira: Fair warning.

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Kebira: I spent 960 bucks on your class. I played money to be taught how to use firearms by you, not your mediocre brother.

Kebira: Either you owe me a refund or you teach me.

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Text || Barney & Kebira

Kebira: Told you he was a cockroach.

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Kebira: I heard some shit. I dunno what to believe but if its all true, fuck.

Kebira: You took the week off and shit so idk whats up with you but yeah, you need shit, just lemme know. IKD

Kebira: Sorry.

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Kebira: He survived. You're welcome

Kebira: He's also an annoying drunk. Like a 16 year old dweeb who go into their parents alcohol stash or something.

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Kebira: Sounded like you had a shit night.

Kebira: So I got you a coffee cake from Starbucks because I'm a fuckin' doll. I guess you technically bought it for yourself really. Either way, it's in your office.

Kebira: Eat it and try not to be in such a piss poor mood for class.