[text] youtube. com/watch?v=psxBizrPIxg [text] *image of the Kenyan resort she's staying at for the next month* [text] Look how prettyyyyy. I'll be spamming you with pics of elephants to show to Axel soon as we go out to meet them btw [text] Also HI, I MISS YOU. Why the fuck are you going to parties with Sebastian? [text] Nope, better question - why are you letting yourselves getting pictures?? Saw some reports about it and just... ugh, don't make me be the voice of reason, you know I hate it.
[text]: I fucking love you, you know that?
[text]: Wow, make me jealous why don’t you! That is absolutely stunning! Almost as stunning as your face. Almost! Axe is going to lose his shit when he sees Auntie Cara is with the elephants! When’s an acceptable age to take him on a trip there? We need to take him one day!
[text]: I miss you like I miss going to parties without getting my photo taken every two seconds ;)
[text]: As FRIENDS. Friend date. Platonic with a capital P. Bold letters. You don’t need to be the voice of reason! Will you hold the lecture if I tell you I have a date in a week with a guy I met at the wedding? Who’s name does not begin with a Sebastian and end with a Stan.
[text] (never mind the late reaction) HOLY FUCKING SHIT, POPPA. Congratulations on the engagement! I can’t even shit around pretending the world is a sadder place now that you’re getting locked for life.... Not that it isn’t, but celebrating love like this is far better. I’m so happy for you two! Cheers to a lifetime of happiness and great shags ❤️
[ text ]: SEXY MAMACITA!! i was beginning to get worried about you but thank you for calming my fears. i don’t have to send out a search party for you :’)
[ text ]: no seriously thank you thank you!! i’m locked down but my heart will forever and ever be yours. fuck anyone who tries to tell me that our love isn’t true!! thank you though, baby girl! i seriously adore you and sincerely hope you’ll be there at the wedding. the best lifetime of happiness and the hottest shags ever!!
[text] FORGET ABOUT YOUR BALLS AND GROW A PAIR OF TITS. It's hard out here for a bitch... dun dun. Lily Allen rocks my world. B, fucking hell.. titty party was smashing. So soft and squishy and nice... penises crashing in made it harder to handle, but I managed that one too. It's great to love both. [text] Give me all this sexy sandwich, damn! We need a full day just for this, so I'm definitely thinking another time I'm in LA since now I've only got few hours left... Margaritas?
[ text ]: THE THINGS I WOULD DO IF I COULD! ugh that gorgeous creature, fuck yes. so much more love for you at the lily allen reference. ha, hard penis joke. now that’s some good shit!! of course, you got the best of both worlds over here. look at you go!![ text ]: oooh, i would give you all the sexy sandwiches. i hope troye is down for this because we are gonna make you the hottest lunch meat in the world. FUCK YES! let’s get those fiery margaritas. lit ‘em up babe!!
[text] THEY MADE ME. If anything, I'm the bloody victim here. And now I'm suffering not only because the penises crashed my titty party, but also because you're not around. Hopefully we can make up for it next week, I couldn't be more excited. xx [text] By the way, I need to tell you this: Troye and I are planning to make a full body painting exactly the way it sounds; splashing ourselves with body paint and rolling around the canvas. Have you ever done it before?
[ text ]: GROW A PAIR DELEVINGNE![ text ]: nah kidding, you’re so fine!! honestly, i would be there to fight all the penises for you but don’t feel like fighting myself. too much work. how was your titty party before the dicks crashed it???[ text ]: GIRL YOU BOUT TO GET ME INTO SOME TROUBLE!!! you and troye and body paint? sounds like a sin that i want to be apart of. i haven’t but that doesn’t mean i don’t wanna suit up on this. you’re gonna be rolling with some gays in paint! your dream come true. when are we planning this??
[text] I’m a weakling who really needs to learn how to say no. fml But hey... Fancy a trip to Hawaii? The girls only rule is ruined now, and I would love it a lot if you were here. x
[ text ]: ooooh so you say yes to someone else but not ME? i’m calling 911, this is abuse. [ text ]: no i’m kidding!! ugh, i would. seriously just need a vacation so bad but i’m filming every day this week. this new season will kill me before i ever get a chance to see you and it’s got me fucked. [ text ]: BUTTTTTT lemme, check and see if i can work around it. you know, bribery and shit. i wanna come get you drunk and celebrate your perfect self!
[text]: Okay, fine. Maybe I am not against the “moms” idea. In fact I may like it. Doesn’t mean anything tho.
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
[text]: You are probably already asleep, it’s 4:00 am after all. I just had to say I think I have the basic beat for the song. Call me whenever you wake up.
Send “@” for a SCARED text.
[text]: Cara, for the love of god. Move in with me. I can’t have you in that place anymore. Something may happen to you and I can’t afford to lose you.
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
[text]: I don’t say this on a daily basis, but I love you, awesome nerd.
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
[text]: So, what’s going on between you and Colton? Erin wants to know.
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
[text]: I think things could be easier for everyone if I don’t come back to Darlington.