#text:turkey

[sydneyandersen]

text 💬sydkey

Sydney: You’re so easy to be with and so hard to be without.

[dumturtle]

text 💬 tweedles

Turtle: There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.

Turtle: I personally would have gone with a spoon, but to each their own.

[lunadealva]

text 💬 lurkey

Luna: I can’t believe you slept with that chick.

[sydneyandersen]

text 💬 sydkey

Sydney: So not that we're planning any crazy getaways or anything... but if we ever fly together, are you an 'armrest down' or 'armrest up' person?

[sydneyandersen]

text 💬 sydkey

Sydney: How many times do you think I can Google 'One Direction Reunion Tour' before the FBI agents that are supposedly watching us all decide I'm a stalker?

[cassidystabbington]

text 💬 caskey 🗑️

Cassidy: [unsent] Do you only talk to me because I remind you of your ex? People always make jokes about me and Anne looking the exact same.

[neilbubbles]

text 💬 neikey⚠️

Neil: I'm not gonna eat Pop Rocks with you, Aimee! I'm still traumatized from that time my fourth grade teacher used them in a demonstration of what the Big Bang was!

[dumturtle]

text 💬 tweedles ❄️

Turtle: Do you think if we dove into a frozen pool our velocity would break the ice? Or would the ice break us?

Turtle: All these winter indoor practices are making me claustrophobic.