#text:xaurorablack

[alexanderwarren-archive]

[text]: Seeing as I haven't had time to get you a present for Valentines, how about my presence. Aka I'm back :)

[ text ]: Can I have a recipe please?

[ text ]: I’m kidding!

[ text ]: I don’t need any other present! Where have you been? I missed you, you know?

[alexanderwarren-archive]

[ text ]: I woke up to a half empty bottle of cider on my dresser. I drank it and have no regrets. Morning., [ text ]: What a massive egotistical penis., Does today require people clothes or can I just wear my pyjamas?[ text ]: I’m certain he heard me shout and LOUDLY ‘nap time comes before pants time’.[ text ]: I’m not responding to this because I have died. I’m dead. Dead people don’t answer texts. [ text ]: Why are you saved in my phone as ‘Prison Wife’?

[ text ]: I woke up to a half empty bottle of cider on my dresser. I drank it and have no regrets. Morning. 

[ ALEX ]: ... How did the bottle get on your dresser? Were you on your dresser when you woke up? Have you had breakfast yet? So many unanswered questions. Good morning, sleeping beauty. 

[ text ]: What a massive egotistical penis. 

[ ALEX ]: Rough night? 😅 

[ ALEX ]: Hey, I sent the right emoticon this time, be proud! 

[ text ]: Does today require people clothes or can I just wear my pyjamas?

[ ALEX ]: Pyjamas, always. Get in here, we can have a pyjama party. It’s Claire’s day off and mine too so we are ordering a bunch of junk food and watching movies all day. 

[ text ]: I’m certain he heard me shout and LOUDLY ‘nap time comes before pants time’.

[ ALEX ]: I mean, can you trust someone who doesn’t nap? No you can’t. What if he is a vampire or one of those weirdos who eats tofu and no carbs? 

[ text ]: I’m not responding to this because I have died. I’m dead. Dead people don’t answer texts. 

[ ALEX ]: Stop evading my questions you weird, weird girl. What did the doctor said?

[ text ]: Why are you saved in my phone as ‘Prison Wife’?

[ ALEX ]: I’m pretty sure that happened the week we met when we got drunk off margaritas or something like that and you declared yourself the queen of arm wrestling and pretty much took us all down. You changed everyone’s number to ‘MY BITCH’ and then we kind of got locked in a cell and your drunk brain decided I was your prison wife. 

[angelicarogers]

[ text ]: What a massive egotistical penis, [ text ]: Does today require people clothes or can I just wear my pyjamas?, [ text ]: I’m certain he heard me shout and LOUDLY ‘nap time comes before pants time’., [ text ]: I’m not responding to this because I have died. I’m dead. Dead people don’t answer texts.

[ text ]: What a massive egotistical penis 

[ ANGIE ]: I’d say ‘At least it was massive’ but when put to no use, the measurements are kind of non-important.

[ ANGIE ]: Could ridiculously expensive chocolate-covered strawberries and champagne help? I can be in your suite in 10.

[ text ]: Does today require people clothes or can I just wear my pyjamas? 

[ ANGIE ]: HAVE YOU NOT SHOWERED YET? WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THERE AT 6 P.M AURORA. COME ON. 

[ ANGIE ]: Wear a dress, please. You look good on those.

[ text ]: I’m certain he heard me shout and LOUDLY ‘nap time comes before pants time’.

[ ANGIE ]: Did he leave or looked at your weird? Girl, bye. You don’t have time for that kind of negativity in your life when you could be napping instead. 

[ text ]: I’m not responding to this because I have died. I’m dead. Dead people don’t answer texts.

[ ANGIE ]: Ok, drama queen. Can I have those shoes I saw you on that one night, then? I couldn’t find them anywhere online.