#texts from jesse

[giveusyourbones]

Texts From Jesse is going to be a recurring thing we do here. Jesse and Joey text a lot. When Jesse sends Joey something absurd but also characteristic, Joey screenshots it and makes it a Text From Jesse. Remember, we do this because we love Jesse. 

On toilet paper and Marxism.

[beetlesforsale]

You're so brilliantly incomparable to any person I've ever met. I honestly feel that you are the most beautiful thing I've ever had the privilege of seeing. I really mean that, from the bottom of my heart. Sweetie, I don't see other girls the way I see you. Because the way I see you is more like... a wonder of the world. Nothing on earth influences me as much as your beauty does. You're nothing short of an angel. Nothing short of a goddess. I wouldn't trade your looks alone for anything in the world, and I've been lucky enough to have the opportunity to get to know you as well. I'm even luckier, because you are everything people search for in humanity. You're extremely caring, considerate, intelligent, determined, loyal, reassuring, and trustworthy. You're all I want and all I need. I tell you that you're amazing and perfect because you're everything I could ever dream of having, and I don't want you to forget it.

[beetlesforsale]