Jun 4, 2016
(978): IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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(978): IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
(303): i think im in europe. pls send help
(423): I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
(812): god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
(412): Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
(678): Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
(310): If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
(714): Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
(714): It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me