#tf!allax

[the-sleepiest-mage]

Hypothetically, if a dragon were to, say, escape someone’s dorm in the middle of the night when their rider was sleeping and has been gone for, lets say roughly 2 and a half hours, where do you think the dragon would be? The dragon does know how to go up and down stairs and may or may not know how to open doors.

Hypothetically

[the-sleepiest-mage]

Apparently i need to “stop telling people how they died in their last life” because its “unsettling and the students are getting concerned” weaklings 🙄🙄🙄

[the-sleepiest-mage]

A direct follow up about my last post, me and the pet the government assigned me (just wait till i get us some matching sunnies bro) (dont mind foggy, i woke him up for this)

[the-sleepiest-mage]

Only the coolest people sleep on sheep ngl 😎😴

[the-sleepiest-mage]

Wdym i am in charge of a small town now. What. Yeah, bro, lets give a bunch of commonfolks who haven’t even made it out of their early 20s their own towns! That won’t end bad!

😐

Anyways, any visitors please guide yourself to somnen, as thats the town ive been given! Weve got….. sheep!

[the-sleepiest-mage]

I love playing chess because my opponent be wonderin where all the pieces are going but Ive been giving them to Foggy for his hoard of game sets! So far its 18 dragonflight cards, 25 chess pieces, and 3 knives from before the kitchen went down! Excited for him to complete his sets!

[the-sleepiest-mage]

On one hand, my magic isn’t particularly suited for fighting (quite the opposite tbh). On the other hand, i find the idea of using my sleep paralysis spell on some of the other students to see how they react lol. One hit and BAM! Locked in place while getting jumpscared!

[the-sleepiest-mage]

It’s so funny knowing that education here at the academy is nonstandard! Most of these people can’t read and i dunno how to count!