That guy just gave up being big, bald, and hairy? I don't care if people mistake me for straight, I'd do anything to have those traits for myself! Can you transfer them to me before it's too late?
Thanks for your special Swapcation booking with FWK Vacations! These swaps are so good, you’ll forget you ever lived a different life.
You wake up with a snort, confused for an instant at the mask covering your face. What’s this whole contraption? As you blink the sleep out of your eyes, you remember your sleep apnoea machine. Fuck, it hasn’t startled you awake like that in years.
With practiced hands, you extricate yourself from the mask and tube, grabbing your phone to check the date. Sunday, so the cigar shop’s closed. You reach over to the far side of your bedside table, grabbing your half-finished cigar from last night and lighting it to take a few puffs while you convince yourself to get out of bed.
You have a text from your personal trainer, a young stud you dom and use as an ashtray some weeknights, about your session later. At your age, getting in good workouts and managing your cardio is important. Still, that’s not until the afternoon.
You tweak a hairy nipple and watch your big daddy cock wake up a bit in the greying forest of your pubes. You have plenty of time to invite a boy over and make him your bitch. You fucking love how they go crazy for a hairy masc daddy blowing smoke in their face before he fucks them.
Cigar clenched between your teeth, you stroke your cock idly with one hand and thumb through dozens of messages from slutty twinks with the other. Maybe you can take one out to the sports bar with you tonight, and shock some of those prudes who come to the shop with how much of a big, manly, hairy faggot you are.
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