Bark Like You Want It!!
I love lil prompts like these! They really help me get the creative juices flowing, and who doesn't like a little crackcanon every so often?
Unironically, I listen to Sir Mixalot pretty much every day (I've got like two or three paylists to get me feeling like a baddie)
Let's get this crackcanon going! No cut since it's a short one
Tags: SFW, mildly suggestive, slightly OOC for the bit
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One short crackcanon chaser coming up!
Pierrot
Doesn't even need to see the trend, if you ask him to bark he will absolutely do it with little to no hesitation. The only thing that would bar him from barking would be if he's in a populated space, even then he would gladly bark for you in private, with interest.
When you end up showing him the trend he has a hard time understanding the meaning, since he'd do pretty much anything you asked him to do. Some wires get crossed and he ends up offering you more than just barks
"Does my darling want me to wear a collar too? Do you want to hold my leash? Oh! Does that mean I'd get a dog tag with your name on the back too?"
You swear you can sense a phantom tail wagging at every hypothetical thought that races through his head. Overall, has the most realistic bark out of all of them, 10/10
Harlequin
"Oh~? Bark for what exactly? Besides, you would look better on your knees instead, Tarado~" (sex maniac/pervert)
Absolutely knows about the trend, but plays dumb to embarrass you. Tries to get you to explain what exactly he would be barking for, just to see how you would play it off. "I don't need to bark for it, now do I? You would just give it to me after I tease you enough, won't you?"
Eventually will cave if you look upset enough, offering just a measly "woof" to satisfy you
Although, if its in the (heated) moment, you can remind him of this trend and he turns into quite the little yapper, 3/10 for the default woof, 9/10 for the barks of a pleading monster on the brink of desperation.
Jester
He roughly grabs the collar of your shirt and effectively scruffs you, "the only one dropping to their knees is you, pet."
You're officially in the doghouse once you show him the trend. You had the nerve to ask him to drop to his knees? For him to bark? You've got it twisted, pet. The only one who needs to be on their knees and beg for anything should be a lowly human like you.
Cut to the video on his phone of you, spent, overstimulated, and on the brink of tears as he yanks on your leash, telling you sternly to "bark for it"
He's definitely had a change of heart about the trend, he does find it strangely entertaining. Not to mention he never knew you had such a cutely pathetic bark, 7/10, additional points can be added for enthusiasm next time.