#tfs hellsing

[wu-gang-writing]

Cloud: I'm leaving to do hyper and tranquilizer now.

Tifa: No you're not.

Cloud: Oh what are you going to do? Grab that guy who can stop me? What was his name again? Michael McDoesn'tExist.

[silverfrostheart]

How killer joined nightmares club

Killer: [breaks into nightmare's room and ends up breaking his favorite tv]

Nightmare: That was a 70-inch…plasma screen TV. [sharp inhale] So, how can I help you?

Killer: You must be nightmare.

Nightmare: ‘Suup

Killer: I’ve heard lots about you.

Nightmare: Oh, really?

Killer: the embodiment of negativity. A ruthless king who kicks the dust out of anyone who dares to stop him! The beast of the multiverse!

Nightmare: Oh, you dirty bitch, work the shaft!

Killer: uh wat

Nightmare: Oh, don’t mind me, I like to dirty talk, when someone’s sucking. my. dick.

Killer: Ok, I should probably skip to the point. The names killer--

Nightmare: And I am Carmen Sandiego. Guess where I am!

Killer: uhhh tryin to have a serious conversation with ya here.

Nightmare: Oh, so am I. And I am failing. And I'm sorry about that. It’s just that I’m so agitated, because this sharpied little shit strolled into my room, destroyed my 70-inch plasma TV, and is trying to impress me like I’m his alcoholic father!

[Killer pulls out his knife and nightmare's tentacles reach out]

Nightmare: (grins) Be a sport and grab Daddy another beer, would you?

Nightmare-jokublog

Killer-rahafwabas

[i-do-as-i-want]

I- watching hellsing abirgded is fucking orgasmic. I'm sorry, Taka and the rest of the crew fucking hit it out of the fucking park I.

I just it so fucking good! The amount of work that went into it. The amazing voice acting i- I need a glass of water!

Fuck it I need a fucking ocean!!!!

[therealwolfman]

Some regret from the stream

[harveybwabbit92]

[goldcrescent]

the preview for Hellsing abridged 4 is out and I literally clapped like a fucking seal