#thanks jackass

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Cronus: I myself vwill be a vwirgin until I die, as vwill my children.

[dmhunk]

Excitement aside, Lesnar really fucked up any momentum this match potentially had.

[nanlicia]

me: *describing a story idea i have*

my sister, bored, not even looking at me but swiping on her phone screen: its been done before

[guavi]

I started Nier: Automata and K is the best ending

[bbcphile]

PSA: friendly reminder to brush up on how to be an ally. Because today might be the day that someone decides to trust you with something, you fuck up, and then break their heart. Don't be a jerk, people. Especially not if you call yourself an ally. Practice what you preach. Know your shit, so people don't regret believing in you.

[thecybernomicon]

Freeze, the heat is on

All this did was remind me of the absurd Dreadnaught reference in Batman Forever

[asunflowerandme]

She's going to date other people wether you like it or not

🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[eevylynn]

Who the fuck is this person and why are they doing this shit to me?!?!???? I was in a completely happy mood because Emilie de Ravin posted my picture, and this person is basically shitting on my happiness because they want to prove a fucking point to their followers!