#thanks lady

[fuddsfirstfan]

Look at the wings ig post now why azzi got the security guard carrying her bag😂😂

[pinkie-satan]

the lady i work with just said mental illness and other medical issues are caused by people themselves because they invite demons and evil inside them. all i did was that i told her my head hurts. she read me ig

[pixlokita]

When your cat hides your inhaler ….

[bloodlustjones]

apparently when my councillor told me to 'take positive actions no matter how small' she didn't mean collect worms off the street and put them back in the dirt. like great now the therapist thinks im weird

[bobbbbbbbie]

so a lady waved me over today and said “you’re beautiful, sin makeup.”

now it’s been a while since i was learning spanish, but doesn’t “sin” mean without?

[xkatchy]

Favorite Warden/Hawke/Inquisitor headcanons (any or all)?

Warden

I've honestly never really had any warden headcanons... I didn't really obsess over Origons like I did the other two and I was very fluid with my character incarnations.

Hawke (aka ALL THE HEADCANONS)

Always male, always Garret, always purple.

When classesed as such, everyone knows he's a mage. Like. EVERYONE. Even Meredith. By Act II it's just a known fact and completely ignored. "But... the staff..." "Walking stick. Did you know he fought a dragon? Must have a bad knee." "...it was shooting fire." "I think that was the refinery they were fighting near." "......"

He has a tab at the Hanging Man. He says he'll pay it tomorrow. Every. Day. It's probably higher than the GDP of the Free Marshes by now.

How he's still alive no one knows. He's had more near misses in battle than the rest of them combined. Somehow just has the dumbest luck of any dumb fucker on the continent. And FLAUNTS it.

Definitely turned into a pirate post-chantry blast. Because who wouldn't want to be Isabela's first mate.

Inquisitor

Back when Cullen was a Templar in Kirkwall, he and Dean Trevelyan had a tryst at the Blooming Rose. When Dean shows up at Haven, they both have an "oh shit" moment when they remember that night, but assume the other does NOT remember. They dance around each other like the awkward stupid idiots they are until Skyhold when someone finally has enough and makes a move and sure enough THEY REMEMBER. Still waiting on that fic from my lovely Witcher-obsessed wife @kueble .... need DA4 to come out and kick-start her fic-brain back Thedas ♡

[nepenthendline]

I told my therapist my life story today and she laughed at me

[alex-wf]

today i was exiting a stall in the women’s bathroom and there was a lady there. she looked at me weirdly, then said: “excuse me, this is the female bathroom”, and i instantly got such a huge hit of gender euphoria i nearly passed out (im afab) 

even after i went “i know”, she still seemed suspicious  

so anyway, moral of the story: sometimes transphobia goes all the way around and ends up becoming validation on accident