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I actually fell at work pretty hard the other day but I was okay. It was just embarrassing and since it happened at the Industrial store, everyone who wasn’t in the freezer could see me do it

#wanawp #that was awk #i was fine #work #slipping on the dang mop water #whoops

me: omg i love barenaked ladies

my dad: ........................................

me: THE BAND DAD THE BAND!!!!!!

#personal #dad why #god......................#that was awk #anyway #bnl

Whoops

#i accidentally shined a flashlight on my pooping kitty #i thought she was climbing and making a mess #that was awk #my stupid input

Dumb question: what does top and bottom mean?

ha!!! its not a dumb question it’s…. oh boy hahaa um it’s during sex like who’s the dominant one and who’s the submissive one… so like the top is the dominant one and the bottom is usually the submissive one unless otherwise clarified…….

im bored send me asks

#i kept gender out of it cuz like thats the way its used ...#that was awk #answered #anon

Get to Know Me!

Yay! I was tagged to do another thing!! And Shit just got personal! thanks william-carstairs for the tag!

Name: ***********

Nicknames: *****, *******, *****, ****

Birthday: May 17

Star Sign: Taurus!

Height: 5′5″

Sexual Orientation: Bisexual

Favourite colour: Black

Current time and date: 9:06am 24/05/2015

Average hours of sleep: maybe 5-6 if I’m lucky

Lucky number: 17 or 27 or 12 or 127

Last thing i googled: (oh this is an interesting one…) why the fuck are birds so fucking annoying like fuuuuuuk

First word that comes to mind: Heronstairs

Place that makes me happy: In my room with my stereo

How many blankets i sleep with: 4

Favourite fictional characters: James and Will Herondale, Jem Carstairs, Tessa Gray, Sophie Collins, and Magnus…

Favourite famous person: …Does Cassandra Clare count??

Celebrity crush: Marina Diamandis

Favourite book: The Infernal Devices, Mortal Instruments and The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Favourite Anime: Psycho Pass

Favourite TV Shows: Faceoff, Once Upon a Time, and Cutthroat Kitchen

Favourite Musicians/Bands: My Chemical Romance, Fallout Boy, Panic! At the Disco, Pierce the Veil, Marina and the Diamonds, CocoRosie, and Nicki Minaj

Favourite Games: Cards Against Humanity… Oh! And Chess!

Last movie watched: Jane Eyre (For like, the millionth time)

Dream holiday: Travel all over the UK.

Dream Job: I want to be a writer so bad.

Currently wearing: My pyjamas. (shorts and t-shirt)

Last book read: Nothing But Shadows.

Well now that you all know me, now I wanna know you! I tag henrywillsetyouonfire jamieismyjacewayland tessacarstairs1848 l0rdm0ntg0mery f0reverandinfinity magnus–maia and edgybutchic

#get to know me you stalkers #jk i luv you #and well #that search...#that was awk #i curse a lot at night and that's when i searched it soo...#he he #tag #you're it

throwback to that time (like three months ago) that i told a high schooler i would bone him

#he was 18 #and was rocking the muttonchops #but yeah #that was awk #I sound like an old lady #it's only gonna get worse #thoughts #send help

i dont even........how did .........ewhoh...tjhpo....ikm so......HOW THE FUCK/......WHO THE FUCK IS BECK

#did u guys see kanye about to start some shit #that was awk #@GRAMMYS U FUCKED UP

Just in a restaurant next to three police men 😒

#hmm #that was awk