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i am once again wishing to support my online friends financially

#there was a time when i had plenty of money i was willing and able to give too ahaha but my debit card do be running low tho #course my account is run through my dad's account #idk if he can see my purchases but i know he can see my balance #that won't fly #peach rambles

My dad, waiting at a busy, popular restaurant: God, the waitresses are taking forever. What on earth are they doing? Probably gossiping back there instead of doing their job, ugh.

Me: Or, you know, the restaurant is busy and they’re short-staffed.

Dad: No, I know waitresses. I know what they get up to.

Me: Oh, really? Well, I’m sorry, I think you neglected to tell me that you were once a waitress.

Dad: *sputters and turns red*

My grandma, coughing on her water: OOOHHHHH SHE GOT YOU GOOODDDDDDDD.

#lol #get rekt #i hate it #when people are rude to staff #that won't fly #be nice or leave #they don't deserve that

My apologies for not really being around... I’m at my boyfriend’s house (now my home), and the internet is absolute shit. Thankfully phone data is a thing and they’re planning on doing something about the internet provider. Bare with me, and I’ll be back at some point! <3

#herrowie #totorowie #usually his dad parades around and says get off my wifi and that pissed me off the first time #but with four people in the house #that won't fly #SOON

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