#that's a bug.

[collegebroyeet]

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEE!

@styxs-nest

"HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT- that's the biggest bug I've ever seen, what the fuck-"

[collegebroyeet]

*The smoke detector can ne heard activating in the kitchen*

*a burning totem of a large bug as magicly appeared on the table*

You! Large being! Spread the words of THE FLAME 's arrival for

EVERYTHING SHALL BURN!

*the effigy suddenly catch completely on fire before vanishing in the flame, leaving only a pile of ashes behind*

- @father-of-the-flame-official

He stands there, Lally cupped gently in his hands, staring at the burn mark on the table.

"... What the fu-"

@vess-ol

[collegebroyeet]

"What Was that Sound?" (Intro Post)

So I got a really stupid crack blog idea, so meet your average college dude who's landlord just does not give enough of a crap to deal with the bug issue in the backyard.

Go ham. I am going to be playing all of this like the guy's a normal sized human and all the bugs are their normal size compared to a real life human.

General Tags!

(All tags are on this post to make it easier to find them in the blog!)

What was that sound? - In character

That's a bug. - Asks

What's that? - anon/unclaimed asks

Putting on the headphones - Out of character

College student go brrr - non-bug related college posts (mostly for worldbuilding and me projecting onto him lol)

Study Soundtracks - Brad posting his (my) study music playlists

[collegebroyeet]

*a chihuhua size bug come out of the ground*

Thisss not-is Karak. Impossssible the great dra~~gon Skynx couldn't have got~~ten lossst!

*see the hooman*

Oh-oh my~~. Thisss bug didn't know that they were sssuch power~~ful and magni~~ficient ... huuum, thing on the sssurface

- @the-not-fake-skynx (now a dragon)

The human, who was peacefully working on reading a book on his back porch, looked up in shock and awe (not the good kind) at the massive bug that just crawled out of a hole in the yard. ["Holy shit that is a big bug..."] "Uh- hello," he says after a second, completely baffled. "Are you lost?"

He is silently thankful his roommate is not home. There would have been so much more screaming involved.

[collegebroyeet]

A flea! Why are you near where, what's his name... Brad lives? Where is Brad?

*Glacier begins looking around*

@glacier-the-vessel

The flea perks up and starts making awooing noises. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be able to properly say anything...

[collegebroyeet]

What's it like being small?

"Awoo! Awoo..."

<Horrible! I wish I was my normal size still...>