There's Bugs in this Yard

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[collegebroyeet]

"What Was that Sound?" (Intro Post)

So I got a really stupid crack blog idea, so meet your average college dude who's landlord just does not give enough of a crap to deal with the bug issue in the backyard.

Go ham. I am going to be playing all of this like the guy's a normal sized human and all the bugs are their normal size compared to a real life human.

General Tags!

(All tags are on this post to make it easier to find them in the blog!)

What was that sound? - In character

That's a bug. - Asks

What's that? - anon/unclaimed asks

Putting on the headphones - Out of character

College student go brrr - non-bug related college posts (mostly for worldbuilding and me projecting onto him lol)

Study Soundtracks - Brad posting his (my) study music playlists

[collegebroyeet]

are ya doing well? Just checking in on you ^^

-Tanyin

Tw: slight vent ooc ooc: College is hell, trying to get a job is hell, the last job I had treated me like shit, and trying to juggle creative projects on top of all of this with executive dysfunction. Truthfully the only reason I haven't deleted this blog out of inactivity guilt is that I know a lot of people like it. I do like it as well, the concept is very fun, but I am. Not doing too well gonna be real. Honestly I've been scared to tell a lot of my friends this because idk how they'd react to it, or if anyone can even help me at this point. My irl situation isn't bad, I'm perfectly safe and healthy, but it's suffocating and my parents (whom I love and live with) don't really believe mental health is a thing. Any question of adhd or depression gets brushed away because I'm already diagnosed with autism and anxiety, so surely it's just that, right???/s so uh. tldr of all that. not doing too great ngl. I'd love to do more with this blog but idk if my friend who runs the hornet and unn blogs tied to the current storyline would even wanna pick it up again given how I kinda just. stopped doing it. Sorry for dumping all that out, I just. needed to put it down in words I think. I might take this down later, I don't know.

[tanyindrawsandgames]

Hugs you so tight

No one deserves to go through that im so sorry man. I’m sure everybody will totally understand if you decide to take down the blog.

Take care of yourself man. Your health (mental and physical) are both more important than anything that could happen here, or really anywhere else relating you.

Again, big hugs 🫂

[collegebroyeet]

Agh this made me cry a bit, not gonna lie. I don't know what I'm going to do with this and my other pharloomblr acount, honestly. I love the characters for them both, and have used the associated characters other places, but I don't want to completely abandon the main accounts. but at the same time I just don't feel like I have the energy to do literally anything at all. I don't know, I'll figure it out at some point I think. Whatever fuck it we ball and fight gods with needles and nails I guess!

[collegebroyeet]

are ya doing well? Just checking in on you ^^

-Tanyin

Tw: slight vent ooc ooc: College is hell, trying to get a job is hell, the last job I had treated me like shit, and trying to juggle creative projects on top of all of this with executive dysfunction. Truthfully the only reason I haven't deleted this blog out of inactivity guilt is that I know a lot of people like it. I do like it as well, the concept is very fun, but I am. Not doing too well gonna be real. Honestly I've been scared to tell a lot of my friends this because idk how they'd react to it, or if anyone can even help me at this point. My irl situation isn't bad, I'm perfectly safe and healthy, but it's suffocating and my parents (whom I love and live with) don't really believe mental health is a thing. Any question of adhd or depression gets brushed away because I'm already diagnosed with autism and anxiety, so surely it's just that, right???/s so uh. tldr of all that. not doing too great ngl. I'd love to do more with this blog but idk if my friend who runs the hornet and unn blogs tied to the current storyline would even wanna pick it up again given how I kinda just. stopped doing it. Sorry for dumping all that out, I just. needed to put it down in words I think. I might take this down later, I don't know.

[the-hallownest-pharloom-lights]

eh hem, a much larger appreciation this time

@child-of-weaver-and-wyrm for being the absolute perfect roleplayer and definition of Hornet. The arcs? Delicious. The writing? Quite edible. The way you write the character? Absolute fucking perfection.

@phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ I believe I mentioned you last time but again! One of the best blogs out there. Amazing arcs, like- genuinely so fucking awesome ones, and I literally cannot imagine Phantom being any different than what you've roleplayed them as here. AMAZING work.

@mediocre-mothman (Bc I couldn't find the @ for loop o7) I am going to say this once to you my friend. YOUR. CHARACTERS. AND. WRITING. ARE. ABSOLUTELY. SCRUMPTIOUS. KEEP UP THE AMAZING WORK!

@moss-mother-offical and @baby-bell-beastling First up, Moss mothers blog your involvement in the community is ASTONISHING and I WISH I could do half as much in terms of arcs, writing, and overall involvement! And Bappie, your arc is genuinely so clever, and so, so fucking awesome. Nothing else to say. Everyone fuckign loves you two

@pharloom-white-knight Dude along with Phantom you were one of the blogs that got me into this awesome whimsy in the first place. If it wasn't for you two, I would not be as whimsical as I am right now

@zemer-the-mysterious The way you roleplay as Ze'mer is genuinely unbelievable. For a character we have such little lore and dialogue from, you convey the character's personality PERFECTLY. The drawings you post along with some posts are absolutely scrumptious as well!

@god-tamer-official FOR A CHARACTER WE LITERALLY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT, I HAVE NO CLUE HOW YOU'RE SO SPOT ON WITH HOW I IMAGINED HER. LIKE HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU DO THAT???

@tiso-official, @monomons-student-official, and @child-of-qurriel You guys are genuinely one of the cutest sets of blogs I've ever come across. My fucking heart, yall. What the fuck you can't make me this fuckign happy and not pay for it so GET APPRECIATED LOSERS!! /pos /affectionate

@rosy-official My guy you cannot keep getting away with how well you write and how silly your answers to asks are. YOU CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS WHEN I GET YOU- (Explodes) Amazing oc, amazing writing, amazing character! Sending only love from me!

@spotlight-the-performer yes hi spotlight its me your no.1 fan thank you very much I'm just here to say WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS YOUR WRITING SCRUMPTIOUS AND YOUR ARCS FUCKING DELECTABLE. FUCK. /affectionate /pos

@collegebroyeet Great arc, amazing crack blog, just great all around. You get a gold star!

@therealsly one: I will kill you if you keep making me pay my taxes. Two: YES YES AMAZING BLOG FUCKING 10/10 GGGRRRRRRRRRR HOW DO I SAY THIS WITHOUT REPEATING WHAT IVE SAID TO EVERYONE ELSE GRGRGGRGGRGGRGRGGRGRGGRGRGRGRGGRGRGRG (Feral Tanyin noises)

@echothevessel HEY YOU! YOU RIGHT THERE. YOU'RE FUCKING AWESOME, YOUR ART IS COOLE, YOUR BLOGS ARE EVEN MORE COOLE, AND I FUCKING LOVE THAT. CONTINUE ON, FRIEND!!!!!

@monomon--the--teacher HIII MONOMON YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GUESS WHO THIS IS ANYWAYS YOUR WRITING IS FUCKING AWESOME, YOUR INTERRACTIONS ARE EVEN AWESOME-R AND YOU'RE GENUINELY SUCH A GOOD FRIEND I CANT EVEN STRESS THIS ENOUGH RRAH

and who else but @mantis-sisters-of-battle right after Monom? Hello it is me once again complimenting literally everything about this blog and yes I am biased and yes if you critisize me for being biased you can fuck off thank you very much

@the-ghost-of-hallownest What do I even have to say here. Gost. Thats it. Amazing blog. If anyone hurt you I would kill all of Pharloomblr and then myself /pos

@greenpath-vessel I don't see you very often and when I do it's an absolute TREAT! LIKE FIVE STAR $100 SLICE OF CAKE, KIND OF TREAT. FUCKIN ROCK ON, FRIEND!

@dryya-the-resurrected yes hello I also don't see you very often but I've been seein' ya more bc of the mantis lords blog! Awesome writing, great plot, I am on the edge of my seat trying to figure the shit with your blog out. Amazing work.

@the-flickering-wanderer HELLO YOU'RE WRITING IS FUCKING AWESOME??? GRGRGGRGR THE LITERATE MASTERPIECES YOU COME UP WITH.,.,,, I CANT GRGRGGRGRG

Ok I think thats enough for now, Y'ALL GET FUCKEN APPRECIATED NOW. LIKE RIGHT NOW. SEE YA!

!!!

[collegebroyeet]

SOBBING????

Hi I've been in active because college and mental health stuff BUT WE WILL GET BACK TO IT SOON I PROMISE. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

[child-of-weaver-and-wyrm]

hheyyyy uhhh. deepnest kid uhhhh ok so this is going to be really awkward but that flea you've got with you

you have a flea with you right

@shape-of-unn

Hm? Yes, I do. I found it near your lake on my journey back to Pharloom.

[shape-of-unn]

...ok kid you're not going to believe me but he's uh. supposed to be there. he's. my uh. apprentice. yeah. yeah he's. they're uh. yeah

[child-of-weaver-and-wyrm]

...

< Slowly, the hunter looks down at @collegebroyeet >

...is this true?

[collegebroyeet]

The flea's eyes widen, and distinctly, almost humanly, it start frantically nodding.

"Awoo! AWOO!!!"

... shit.

[collegebroyeet]

Holiday trip to Pharloom!!! :D

...you're not missing any classes at the moment right

<Yeah, I definitely am. I think my roommate would have come home by now. I'm probably a missing person in the human world by now.>

<I want to go home...>

[collegebroyeet]

What do you study in college?

<Information science. I was pretty good at it too, I think. I liked my studies.>

[collegebroyeet]

oh boy! i say with joys

i realize i forgot about the flea arc. oh mighty flea brad please forgive me,,,,,,,

@child-of-weaver-and-wyrm mod (wanna continue when u have time lol)

Ooc

It's okay I've also been dead. College has killed me. yes I want to continue the arc when I'm not dead from work and college.

Also we are literally in multiple gcs together on discord I promise you can DM me/lh

[collegebroyeet]

"Hello...'

You hear from somewhere around the corner. The voice sounds sweet and friendly.

@third-sentinel

Brad perks up, hearing the strange voice.

At this point he really should have known to not follow strange voices or noises in this place, given how he's already nearly been eaten at least once.

Alas, he never claimed to be a smart man.

"Awoo?" He calls out, trying to find the voice.

[collegebroyeet]

Hugs you very tightly (Both to character and mod <3)

ooc

Thank you, honestly I really needed that. And so did brad. I need to hug the stuffing out of that wet cat of a character....

[collegebroyeet]

After this. Would you consider therapy.

The flea looks off into the distance, then slowly just... Nods. Poor guy.

[collegebroyeet]

(Hi to the people still in my in box I promise I'll get to y'all I've just been dealing with irl stuff hitting the fan. Give me like. Until Monday at least.)

[collegebroyeet]

Ooc

"Oh boy I can't wait to do this next arc!" I say with joys.

I was then slapped by the ao3 curse again and shit going to hell in my persona life

(Give me until classes start again in a few days Ill get to the asks and interactions I swear)

[collegebroyeet]

at least you’re warm?

"Awoowo."

< But I do not feel warm. >

[collegebroyeet]

What do you think they'd learn in bug college? Maybe you could attend?

Bug college...?

Yes, bug college. Like college but for bugs. Like a bug kingdom, a kingdom but for bugs.

But for bugs.

But for bugs.

...

Suddenly, he had that fear. A fear was settling into his stomach, twisting every which way as he slowly came to realize.

What if he stayed a flea forever, doomed to not be able to speak, doomed to never be able to see his friends again as a human?

Doomed to go to "bug college" instead of just college?

"... Awooo..."

<... no...>

Too small to see, too quiet to hear, too inhuman to return.

Quietly, the flea began to weep.

[collegebroyeet]

Ooc

The urge to go full force with the body horror of being turned into a flea.

[collegebroyeet]

My man what HAPPENED to you TvT

"Awoo..."

<Slug magic...>