Aug 13, 2017
Doc: Officer Haught, there was another driver on his angry mobular device that caused me to abruptly stop my vehicle and collide with this here tree.
Nicole: You mean his phone?
Doc: I am so sorry I did not partake in your society of electronics.
Nicole: What did he look like?
Doc: He had a moustache and a hat.
Nicole: You were looking at yourself through the rear-view mirror whilst driving, distracted by another driver behind you who was on their phone.
Doc: It is a possibility, though it seemed far more likely that an ill-mannered simpleton was the cause.
Nicole, writing out a ticket: Or the fact that you still don't know how to drive properly.