#thatguycalledavid

[exorcist-taylor-kaine]

"No offense, but..."

Send me "No offense, but..." and my muse will insult yours

“You suck at sparing with me man.”

[exorcist-taylor-kaine]

(Shitty pickup line) My love for you is like diahrrea. I just can't hold it in!

“I... You.. Oh my god that was absolutely terrible. Were you even trying?! Please tell me you weren’t... “ She couldn’t hold back her laughter, that pick up line was absolute shit.

[exorcist-taylor-kaine]

Dear Taylor,I like you. You have a nice butt (I pinched it once). You make me want to start drinking sometimes. You should maybe get a pet. Someday I will take you to an iHop or something. You + me = above average team of supers. If I saw you now I’das how you got in my room. I want to fight you. I would build a boxing ring just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be "I'm a motherfucking T-rex" because. We could watch movies under the stars. Love, Jake (P.S. You owe me lunch.)

Taylor grins and mock fangirl swoons. “Oh my~ Jake you sure know the way to my heart. I want to fight you too. Also I’m working up the wages to get some real nice, real expensive lunch. You deserve it you dork.” 

[exorcist-taylor-kaine]

㊁ and (thatguycalledavid) 'cause I'm self-centered like that :P

thatss totes fineee~Who are you again? ║ I feel awkward around you ║ I want to be your friend so bad but I don’t know what to say ║ I wish you would just go away ║ I think you’re pretty cool ║ I don’t know you personally but I see you on the dashboard a lot ║ I only know your name and nothing else about you║ We hooked up once or twice ║ I never want to speak to you again ║ I wish you’d leave me alone ║ I want to go on a date with you ║ I like you  ║ I love you ║ I loathe you ║ Ugh you again ║ I’m indifferent to you ║ You’re very hot  ║ I want to marry you ║ You’re cute ║ You are my baby ║ I want your baby ║ You are my bae ║ You’re my favorite ║ I’m in love with you ║ I’m in like with you ║ I want your baby ║ I wish we could spend more time together ║ I want to hang out with you more ║ I admire you ║ Maybe we could hang out sometime? ║ I’d like to get to know you better ║ I’m secretly in love with you ║ I want to give things another try with us ║ You’re someone I look up to ║ I want to give us a try ║ You seem very nice ║ You’re pretty popular ║ I’m envious of you ║ I’m worried about you ║ You piss me off ║ I consider us friends ║ I consider us buddies ║ I consider us acquaintances ║ I consider us family ║ I’d fuck you ║ I want that ass ║ I want to raise up a pet together ║ I want to have your kids ║ I want to be your fuck buddy ║ I want to kill you ║ You get on my nerves ║ I want you to stop talking to me ║ I hope we can be friends for a long time ║ I hope we can be together forever

[exorcist-taylor-kaine]

I'll fucking fight you, you chump! (ง •̀_•́)ง

Y AS! FIGHTTTT.... You know you’re gonna kick my ass right?

[exorcist-taylor-kaine]

Yo, Happy New Year :)

And a very happy new year to you too mon ami!! 

[exorcist-taylor-kaine]

okay so there are 5 people who went on the meme for crappily drawing their character on mspaint

Im done them now

they will be up tonight

[carmine-brothers]

I pay attention to your blog...when I'm here :P And what a majestic blog it is.

Eh, thank you so much, David! Your blog is so beautiful as well! <3