#thatoneawesomeguy

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8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?

Boxer briefs or none *wink*

12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)

Paris tells me I howl in my sleep? I don’t know, or I don’t remember. 

13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?

Biggest insult to myself? Hmm, Someone not enjoying my fire breathing shows. Or… Not pleasing a girl. But that one hardly happens. *smirks*

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(...) Try not to catch anything on fire silly. Putting out fires is a signifigantly less practiced skill of mine. *smiles easily* Does anything funny happen when you drink alcohol? Ah. That is completely what I meant. *Looks innocent* Was not wondering if you started hiccuping little flames.

HAHA! Well, I do that kinda anytime I get the hiccups. It happens with burps and sneezes, too. 

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thatoneawesomeguy replied to your post: thatoneawesomeguy replied to your post: Chest knees, and … ankles I think. (...) Maybe he has a crush? I think the arson charge should have flown. Shoulda tryed for a murder on thatn one. Maybe. Just a little.

Yeah, too bad all they saw was me torchin' the car and took one look at my record. I didn't burn the guy, but I might have gave him a shiner. *Shrugs* it was still worth it though *toothy grin*

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thatoneawesomeguy replied to your post: Chest knees, and … ankles I think. (...) Maybe he has a crush?

  Bonehead?! Nah, he just hates that I'm a law dodger. It's not even serious charges, mostly illegal street battles. Maybe some vandalism and arson. But that was only once! The guy was smackin' his girl around so I torched his ride. That shit don't fly with me. Hmm... Maybe he just likes seeing this hound dog caged. Jerk... But I've been good lately. 

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Chest knees, and ... ankles I think.

Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?

As in, would I be a good parent? I don’t think so. I was a pretty unruly kid, so I have a feeling that will come back and bite me in the ass. I can barely take care of myself, let alone another living thing. 

Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?

Pfft, I don’t do relationships. I tell girls straight out the gate, I am here to have fun. I don’t want a relationship…Feelings are just too much to handle. I’m a young, energetic Houndour! Then again, the girls I had fun with would probably have different stories. Now, if I was in a relationship, I wouldn’t stray.

Ankles: Ever been arrested?

Probably twenty times since I’ve turned fourteen. The authority has a slight problem with me. There’s one particular officer I’ve gotten to know pretty well, since he’s always happened to be there when I get caught. 

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You asked for it. >:3 Do have an embarrassing girlfriend story? Like one who may have had some... dubious background, that you ignored?

Hmm? Dubious background? Well, I never really been the “relationship” type, so I never truly had a girlfriend. I just slept around, ya know? A wild flame isn’t meant to be contained. But, back to your question, yeah, there were quite a few girls I had to look past their backgrounds if I wanted in their pants. Let’s see, I’ll go with one of my favorites:

I met a Raticate chick and she was a high ranking memeber of a well known crime gang, whose name I can’t disclose unless I want them back on my tail.  We met during one of the down times I took from the circus, and hit it off. She was probably the closest thing I had to a real relationship. It was more or less a friends with benefits thing. So one night, we’re gettin hot’n’heavy and there was a knock at her door. Three grunts come charging in, calling for her. Now, I’m topless straddling her hips and she was only in her panties. I must have lost  three shades of color to my face. The grunts stuttered and stammed, goin’ on about how they tried calling and she wasn’t answering, and they got worried. She sat up and I nearl y fell off the couch and she starts barking orders at them; still jsut in her panties! Thinking back on it, I laugh, but sitting there, I was a little terrified. They nearly tripped over themselves trying to get out of the apartment. She took a breath and turned to me, startin’ apologizing for not tellin’ me and all that junk, but I kinda brushed it off. I wasn’t there to fall in love or change her ways. *shrugs* She was more embarrassed than I was, and I was upset she had to leave in the middle of it. C’est la vie. For a few weeks we kept in contact and still fooled around, until our lives took us on separate paths. *dreamy look on her face* I still think I have a pair of booty shorts of her’s with a big ol’ red ‘R’ on them. *wink*

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You said howl, and this is quite possibly the coolest thing I've seen for an ask.

Hahah, thanks, bro! Well, I am a Houndour, how else am I s’posed to talk to you if you don’t howl? HOWL!