#thatonedumbredhead

[thatonedumbredhead]

I need geometric crystalline lava lamps. They don’t exist and I don’t wanna go through the research of making a safe one, but I need one

[thatonedumbredhead]

Roomie: The redhead is the final girl in this one

Me: Nice! I feel like the redhead is always either the final girl, or the first girl…or the killer.

Roomie: I mean, those are the best ones to be right? The First Girl? Over quickly. The Final Girl, you survive. The Killer? Go off, sis!

[thatonedumbredhead]

I miss the era of music when a song included a voicemail

[thatonedumbredhead]

Because I like you, I share my recipe with you

Berry Soup

Mug filled with fresh berries

(I use blueberries, raspberries, and blackberries)

Orange juice, but just a splash

Pour the juice of white grapes over your berries

To the brim.

You’re welcome

[thatonedumbredhead]

Out of Context Roommate Conversation

Me: Someone has to take the reins, and its not gonna be me

Roomie: Now, why cant it be you?

Me: I cant take the reins! I’d drive the horse into a lake!

Roomie: You know, some people pay extra for that.

[thatonedumbredhead]

This might be my favorite picture I’ve taken at work

[thatonedumbredhead]

A modern day Mist or Glamour would be how magical beings show up on camera.

In the old days they all looked like bad puppets, but times change and cameras are much better.

Now when teens find an errant baby dragon snuffling through garbage bins and try to send a video to their friends the dragon looks like bad CGI from 2005 thanks to snapchat’s latest filter

[thatonedumbredhead]

I need an email alert like the ol’ AOL “You’ve got mail”, but giving out compliments

“You’ve got. Great hair!”

“You’ve got. Moxie!”

“You’ve got. GUMPTION!”