#thatstilesguy

[strawberryblondescreams-blog]

[ text ] How do you feel about translating evil space god following cult documents?

[ text ] I've been waiting my whole life for someone to say that.

[notstalkerderekhale-blog]

text: If you hurt him, I'll turn your furry werewolf ass into one of those creepy pelt rugs.

[text] You're honestly threatening me?

[text] I don't plan on hurting Scott. He's important to me.

[text] Is that all?

[notstalkerderekhale-blog]

[ text ] Remember when I told you that I was pretty sure if something important was happening, someone would let me know? Yeah well something important is happening and I know about it so I'm letting YOU know. ERICA IS FREAKING ALIVE???? OR SOMETHING??? [ text ] Text me back before my head implodes. [ text ] DEREK??????????

[text] I would tell you to stop yelling through text messages, but in this situation? It almost feels appropriate.

[text] I’ve recently seen her, too. Not only her, though. Matt, the guy who was controlling Jackson when he was a kanima.

[text] Erica mentioned Purgatory. I always thought that was some story passed around with little to no truth. Now? I’m not so sure what to think.

[alovelyscream2]

[ text ] Lydia I need a distraction.

[text] I know you wanted to be distracted from this, but are you okay? Honestly?

[text] I ended up spending most of last night translating random papers from the Psmith files and came across something I thought you might find funny. It was talking about Kanima, and their listed weakness are: ‘Cannot cross water, can be distracted by knotted ropes or cloths as it has an irresistible compulsion to untie knots.’

[text] That’s how we should have stopped Jackson, with knotted string.