#the beries

[chrisberi2]

Chris's Log Five

I went to the parking garage level, and I found an EVIL. Of course, I did the only logical thing here and freaked out and ran into the elevator everyone keeps talking about. There I found the Hotel Peoples, and am currently entering The Poolrooms with them. They say that this is the level where Luigi is. However, I don't think Wario is doing too hot. Ooh, now I'm wonderin' how Toppy, Poppy, Grayscale, Cheri, and Kremling are doing. ....Startin' to feel kinda left out because I'm the only one on this sidequest who isn't a Mario character.

[chrisberi2]

I made my Poppymates in Miitopia

Soleca by @soleca-lone [why the FUCK is it not letting me tag you]

Cloudee by @altariafan

Vermo by @loneanon-datfl

@cosmosdystopia

@itsdacami

@coralkittencollection

Poppy

Starman represents @pbjr [Poppy Bros. Jr. couldn't work as a Mii. Trust me, I tried.]

Oh yeah Poppy is a Poppymate now

[chrisberi2]

how many chrisberis are there

5 in total

Me

Poppy

Toppy

Grayscale

brischeri2

We don't count chrisberi1

[chrisberi2]

[chrisberi2]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF I SEE THAT MOTHERFUCKER WHO MADE ME 80% BLUE IN THE FIRST PLACE-

Hey, I found them! [Holds up a mirror.]

SO YOU DID THIS? YOU SON OF A BITCH!

[I punch the mirror, only for it to break and I punch myself.]

OW! .....Wait let me see that Mirror.

Aw shiiiieeetttttt...

[chrisberi2]

OKAY SO UH BAD NEWS

SO BASICALLY

THAT WAS DESS'S

THEY'RE GONNA BE SO ANGRY

Gray said it was because I was getting "too violent." Which... I actually kinda agree with... BUT GRAYSCALE, THAT THING WASN'T MINE.

Also, either the blade is really fragile, it was a fake, or Grayscale is just really strong.

Dess is gonna be so mad at me Dess is gonna be so mad at me I swear

[chrisberi2]

I actually kinda like Paradigm...

He's kinda chill, honestly.

...I mean based offa Narra's description, I'd be prepared to put him in the FUCKING TRAITOR corner..! Ain't that right, Popp...

Oh. Right. They ain't with us anymore.

...I kinda miss them.