you knew this was coming. Splashbub
gives nose/forehead kisses.- Splash
gets jealous the most.- Bubble
picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive.-Bubble
takes care of on sick days.-Splash
drags the other person out into the water on beach day.-No need. They’re both already in the water.
gives unprompted massages.-Bubble
drives/rides shotgun,-Splash drives.
brings the other lunch at work.-Splash
has the better parental relationship.-I don’t know. Maybe Splash?
tries to start role-playing in bed.-Shrug. I don’t know if that would apply.
embarrassingly drunk dancer.-Splash
still cries watching titanic.-Bubble
firmly believes in couples costumes.- I don’t know if either would.
breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas.- Both.
makes the other eat breakfast.-Splash
remembers anniversaries.-Both. Especially Bubble.
brings up having kids.- Splash, most likely.