#the devilles

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The DeVille house doesn’t have a regular dinner table, they only have a poker table that’s big enough for the whole family, but they either eat dinner outside during summer or they’ll all sit in the living room. But they all prefer outside, Remy and Eugene will sit on the railing while the others sit at an actual table, plus their cats are eating dinner on the floor

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Remy and Raphael are also the most chaotic parent duo ever, Remy’s a suave dumbass and Rapahels a suave but responsible person, so it’s just them flirting while trying to get things done

Eugene: DAD! WHERES MY FOOTBALL JERSEY?

Remy: HUH?

Eugene: WRONG DAD THE OTHER ONE

Andres: Yo pops what’s for dinner?

Raphael: I don’t know, Lucy’s cooking I think-

Lucy: Gracie’s sick no way am I cooking she didn’t sleep last night so that means I didn’t sleep either

Raphael: cant you call Cora?

Lucy: Uh, yeah, I’ll call her to watch her just so I can make you people dinner. FIX IT YOURSELF

Remy: I’ll cook Cher-

Raphael: YOU WILL NOT. Remember last time?

Eugene: have y’all never heard of take out?

Andres: I just want dinner I don’t care where it’s from or who cooks it

Lucy: Then you cook it!

Andres: Well no I won’t do that-

Eugene: helLO?? Football Jersey?

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Okay Remy and Raphael are officially Lucy, Eugene and Andres’ gay dads, instead of Remy being a bastard he and Raphael teamed up to get the twins out of the gang (Raphael ran the House of DeVille, where the twins would often visit because they were interested in voodoo from a young age. Then when he found out how rough they had it he wanted to help them). Eugene and Lucy were mad at Remy for a bit, but once they realized their mother flat out never told him about them they understood, and Lucy had that sweet moment with him I wrote

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Actually it is just gonna be Andres, just cause I like Lucy being the only girl and she just watches Eugene and Andres bickering over who has the bigger crush on Megan Fox and Raphael’s fanning smoke away from the smoke detector cause he accidentally set the jambalaya on fire somehow, and Lucy just looks over at Gracie like “I’m hopin’ and pray in’ ya didn’t inherit none a’ that, baby.”

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Is Andres DeVille going to come back? Just wonderin because I thought he was pretty cool but if not, I was just curious!

Yeah, I like Eugene having an older brother figure to save him from the stupid shit he does, and I’m also gonna give them an older sister named Opal-Eve DeVille so that Lucy has someone too cause she’s never had a nice female figure to look up to besides her mom

So Andres is gonna be 24 and Opal-Eve will be 22, they both have the living voodoo doll power and are con men like their dad. Andres more likes to just creep people out with his weird voodoo creations so he sticks to the House of DeVille, meanwhile Opal-Eve is more active in casinos

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