#the dick squad

[imagine-ddaddy]

How are each of the Dads at handling jealousy?

Brian: He’d be fairly chill, not really saying anything about it. Maybe he’d be a bit pouty but that’s all you’d get.

Craig: Doesn’t really get jealous. He doesn’t want to doubt your feelings towards him so he doesn’t let himself do it. He’s matured a lot since his college days, after all. You’re bros, bro.

Damien: He’d get jealous and feel really bad about it. He wouldn’t mention it because he wouldn’t want to burden you, but if you somehow found out he’d apologize and say that he understands if you’re mad. The only correct action in this situation is to love the shit out of him.

Hugo: Very similar to Damien, except he’d subconsciously show it by being a bit rougher in bed or just generally being more passionate when touching/ kissing you. He’d become a bit more possesisve until reassured.

Joseph: All smiles in public, but when you get home, he’d make an absolute mess out of you. Sins. Sins everywhere.

Mat: Might be a bit pouty and blush if confronted, but would meekly answer that he was in fact, a teeny tiny bit jealous. Just. Smother that man with love, dude.

Robert: Doesn’t get jealous unless he really cares about you, and when he does he’s super obvious about it. He glares at whatever’s making him jealous… unless it’s a dog. The he gives up and you end up being jealous at the love he shows the puppy.

[imagine-ddaddy]

Do you have any headcanons on the dads' music tastes?

Brian: Mostly Country. More specifically, Rockabilly. Though I think he’d also enjoy Jazz and Soul.

Craig: In his college days he listened to whatever was playing at the parties, so mostly Pop and techno. Though the music he truly enjoyed was Rock. Alternative, Grunge, you name it. That’s what his playlist consists of these days when it’s not nursery rhymes.

Damien: This babe is probably really into Classical music for obvious reasons. Though the self-proclaimed “boring” version of himself can enjoy Pop and maybe even Electronic if Lucien is persistent enough. He stumbled across Soul because of it’s cool name and stuck with it for the amazing music.

Hugo: Likes mostly Jazz, but just like his wrestling side, he also has his louder music side. He may be into Rock and Hip hop as well. The kids would be surprised.

Joseph: Christian hip hop. He’d like Rock the most I think. It’s about the only thing he has kept from his younger days. Though he likes Jazz as well and usually only shows that side of him. Especially to his kids.

Mat: Everything. Have you heard this man speak? He can listen to everything and anything and talk to you about it. Though I think the music closest to his heart would be Pop, Grunge and Soul. An odd combination, just like Mat.

Robert: Aside from Rock, I think he’d like anything that hit something inside him. That’s probably why after he meets someone who truly cares about him and he gets Val back into his life, he finds himself having Etta James’ “At Last” on repeat on his car’s stereo.

[wisdomofthedicksquad]

Fergie: how do you always know when I'm sad?

The rest of the band: well, you were dressed in sad colors

The rest of the band: and you were listening to sad songs

The rest of the band: and you taped a note to yourself saying, "I'm sad, ask me why"

[wisdomofthedicksquad]

Ari: Late at night, on the street, women will see me as a threat.

Rest of the band: [laugh]

Ari: It is funny, yeah! It's kind of flattering in its own way, but at the same time, it's weird, because, like, I'm still afraid of being kidnapped.

[wisdomofthedicksquad]

Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of our own actions

The Dick Squad

[wisdomofthedicksquad]

Ari: If you bite it and you die, then it's poisonous.

Fergie: If it bites you and you die, then it's venomous.

Theo: What if it bites itself and I die?

Vedas: Then it's voodoo.

Demyan: What if it bites me but someone else dies?

Ari: That's correlation, not causation.

Kallista: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Theo: That's kinky.

[wisdomofthedicksquad]

Demyan: I think your instincts about people are way better than mine.

Rest of the band: Why?

Demyan: Well, you guys picked me, but I picked you.

[wisdomofthedicksquad]

June: You guys are idiots, did you know that?

Theo:

Kallista:

Ari:

Demyan:

Vedas:

Theo: In our defense, we did actually know that.