Alright, now I know this is a lot of pressure, but it should be an easy shot, even for you. Just aim, pull, and boom! Got that?
Alright. Good. I believe in you, Stanley. Don't look at me like that! I'm being honest here.
And here it was, Stanley's defining moment. It's now or never, Stanley!! Take the shot!!! Take i-
*the player purposely misses*
I- WHAT!?! HOW! I don't- Do you realize what you've- He was RIGHT THERE! I know I shouldn't expect much from you, Stanley, but here I thought surely. Surely this would be simple enough for even you to not mess up, but clearly my rock bottom expectations of you were to high.
I just can't believe this. This is embarrassing for you Stanley, frankly.
Do you know how much this trip cost me, Stanley? Hmm? If I was the one taking the shot I wouldn't have missed, I'll tell you that much.
But oh no. Oh no no no no. As if this wasn't bad enough, you graze his ear. His ear. Do you realize what you've done? Do you know how cool that will make him look in the photos? We're doomed. You've doomed us all. I hope you're proud of yourself, Stanley. I'm certainly not.
