Aug 27, 2020
Hi bitchboy!
I’m here to ask you to support the Fuck You Foundation! The Fuck You Foundation is an organization dedicated to shit; specifically, shit like you! Here at the FYF, instead of telling you to go fuck yourself, you pay us to fuck you! Here’s how it works: first, you pay us. Then we come to your house, steal and break your shit, and then fuck you! The more you pay us, the more stuff we’ll take! Hell, if you pay us enough, we’ll even steal your ENTIRE HOUSE! The Fuck You Foundation is determined to make it easy for people like you to regret all your life choices with one quick and easy transaction!
So, if you’re not interested by now, fuck you! If you are interested, fuck you too!
Have a horrible day,
The Fuck You Foundation