Dec 25, 2022
The Four Horsemen
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The Four Horsemen
what yall know about the hit movie The Grinch That Stole Bitches ??
The ginch
hi jayjay
If you prefer a nice Grinch version for your notification. But I definitely prefer the other one here.
Pick one to protect you from the other three.
The Gunch
The Skunch
The Grink
The Ginch
Choose wisely. Their power is immense, but their loyalty remains impossible to pinpoint
Last time on "SANTAS EPIC FUCKMAS ADVENTURE"
Santa, after defeating the green lonely sad fucker gringo, is slowly being overtaken by the green gay fucker ginch however he wasnt able to find the cure in time before flat assed jack frost appeared and decided to make his life harder. With the goal to steal the christmas spirit generator, like the green gay fuck loner twink who cannot get a bear (not that kind of bear my Heterosexual kings) and thus had to steal the cristmas spirit generator to get one. HE didnt succeed. However Fat flat ass jack Frost just might as he is breaching the defenceses and currently quickly closing in on Santa.
START INTRO
Santa: This fucker is getting close and I dont know how long I have left
Little Bitch (Elf): About like 2-3 Days or someshit i dont know Im not a Nerd
Little Pussy (Elf): Errm..... Aktschuuualllyyyy its only about 1 Day. We could however imprison you while trying to find the cure we may have just enough time before he completely breaches.
*Camera pans to the only woman in the show as her gigantic breasts covers her eyes she falls over because she tripped on her gigantic ass*
Santa: *cathing her with a rose in his mouth that marterialized in his mouth* You dont have to sax anything my dear ill be fine.
*she raced boobily back into her natural habitat the shopping centre*
Santa: So what are we waiting for lets... *Telephone rings* Its Jack Frost
*We hardcut to Jack Frosts layer as he gayily flat assy twirls the cable of the telephone line*
Jack Frost: Teehee Santa I know what is happening to you... God did the Gringo my Boyfriend take long to finally snap and try to kill you. It was all part of my plan. I......... Just........ Have.........To................Stall.............You......... *Hangs Up*
Santa: Fuck I have to act now.
Little Pussy(Elf): No fighting will just accelerate the Ginchining
Santa: In Baby 555444 Eyes
Little Pussy (Elf): Googoogaga
Santa: I have to do it. It doesnt matter what happens to me *Walks out and jumps into the air and does a gay little twirl because the green fucking awful miserable piece of shit whos mother doesnt like him and he will never have someone who likes him because hes a massive piece of fucking shit asshole*
Show Outro
The Movie released to massive ctitical and comercial success many saying its because of its progressive nature sicne it manages to only say the f-slur 450 times, the t-slur 500 times, the r-slur 800 times and the n-word 10000 times in its 1 hour runtime.
Here for example is what cishet white men think about it
Man 1: IDONTLIKEHOWTHISMOVIEISBRAINWASHINGMYKIDS
Man2: Idk man I had sex with someone in the cinema
Proffesional youtube critic: The moment Danta mourned the love of his life was really stupid like Jack Frost was right ther and that bitch had to mourn him hmph.
Proffesional Trans Woman accountability upholder: THIS TRANS WOMAN SAID THAT SHE "Doesnt think this movie is really that progressivr not gonna lie all the slurs didnt really have any thematic..." Blahblahblah followers kill her. That is an apt punishment for the crimes she has commited. Fucking Trans Women they cant even talk since they were all born male and thus cannot talk about being women...... Im not Transphobic I just hold them accountable. Yeah.......
Profesional critic: Idk man I had sex with someone in the cinema.
J
the ginch i don’t like him. too green
while you've been rolling with the punches i've been rolling with the gunches
