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Tim has short hair 😔.

No!!! His abundance of gender is stored in the hair!

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cishet jonny wouldnt paint his fingernails or wear cool eyeliner or have ever had long hair or have his ears pierced, and that is such a tragedy..

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Daedelus just shot Icarus. Like, with a gun.

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Instead of a morality switch, Brian has a straight-gay switch. This is portrayed as bisexual representation.

I like that we all looked at Brian and went. Even in the hetcanisms. This man is not straight.

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the Acheron and King Cole are both somehow metaphors for communism; that’s how you know they’re Bad and Evil.

Not the Bad and Evil communism!! O no!!!!!!

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Mordred isn't trans, instead it's a Mulan situation, bc girls can't be knights or some shit. Guinevere is "one of the boys" archetype (and also undesirable by men because of that), so she's allowed to be a knight. And because she's better at being a Man than Mordred, she teaches him to be tough and less passive and basically like Gawain.

It's written as empowering.

It is not empowering

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they wear a reasonable amount of belts (a shame really)

Only one belt per man😔

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Their Norse mythology album wpuld be called the Straightfrost Incident

No bisexuals, fucking tragic

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