Jul 23, 2019
Cor: It's not illegal to push the Councillors out of a window as long as you shout 'Surprise murder!' when you do it.
Me: That's...not how it works Cor.
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Cor: It's not illegal to push the Councillors out of a window as long as you shout 'Surprise murder!' when you do it.
Me: That's...not how it works Cor.
Okay you heathens, who is leaving half-eaten bananas around the Citadel?!
|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| I'M NOT FRAGILE, THE GODS ARE LITERALLY KILLING ME |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| {\__/} || ( • - •) || / づ
Where’s Clarus? I need to give him something important.
Cor really needs to stop sending me these things because I accidentally spat my coffee over Councillor Marius.
I've been laying on the floor for 2 hours contemplating life.
So far I have concluded that one, I need to pay the cleaners more because this floor is spotless. And two, the rest of my staff are blind idiots. Fourteen people have fallen over me so far.
Today In Insomnia...
We sit back, eat popcorn and watch the tiny form of my very angry great-uncle/the Adagium fight my very tol great-grandfather.
Here’s hoping Insomnia doesn’t get wrecked this time around.