Definitely Not The King

Tell my Shield about this and you'll find yourself banished. I can do that.

[thedarklordmegatron]

So You Want To Run A Fanzine...

So you’re wanting to run your first fanzine and have absolutely no clue where to start huh? Don’t worry, we’ve all been there! Some of us have run zines and still have no idea how we did it. I’ve put together this 11-page ‘guide’ if you want to call it that, to help you get started.

This is by no means the holy grail of fanzines and I cannot promise it will help everyone, but it’s things that I learnt through my own zine experience both as a mod and a contributor. It’s also free~

So go forth and create that good fandom content! (And please message me if this helps because I want to cheer you on in your endeavours!)

Available here for FREE 

Reblog to help a baby mod, gods knows I’d have done some questionable things to have had some advice before I started.

[drautoszine]

Today is the last day to purchase a copy of 'A Captain's Tale', a Titus Drautos charity fanzine!

All profit from the sales of this zine will go to The British Legion.

Pre-Orders will close TODAY at 11pm GMT, order yours now: https://acaptainstalezine.bigcartel.com/

[drautoszine]

Pre-Orders are now OPEN!

They will remain open until the 5th of June 2020.

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[hisroyalhighnarse69]

I see my son all grown-up and it makes me sad.

What happened to the precious little toddler who'd sit on my feet, gnawing on the edge of my desk?

[wearerandomlyyours]

@hisroyalhighnarse69, I'm telling.

[hisroyalhighnarse69]

Bollocks! I knew someone would find the pit we keep him in!

[hisroyalhighnarse69]

[hisroyalhighnarse69]

Okay you heathens, who is leaving half-eaten bananas around the Citadel?!

[hisroyalhighnarse69]

If you spend a day in a well, that's a day well spent.

It's also another day of successfully avoiding the Council.

[hisroyalhighnarse69]

dont worry your highness once no nut november is over its destroy your dick december where you nut once on the first, twice on the second, three times on the third, four times on the fourth, and so on until you get to the 31st where you destroy your dick by nutting 31 times. That'll get you into the holiday spirit.

Why would I destroy my dick? I’d rather just have a bag of walnuts...

[hisroyalhighnarse69]

No Nut November?? 

I've literally just bought a massive bag of walnuts, if you think I'm throwing my nuts in the bin you can get in one.

[hisroyalhighnarse69]

Fun fact, I once banished a man for saying that Aulea's portrait in the Royal Wing was hideous.

I think he's living somewhere in Gralea now.

[hisroyalhighnarse69]

I do believe that it is young Prompto's birthday today 🤔

Happy Birthday my boy 🎉 Thank you for looking after my son ❤

[wearerandomlyyours]

@hisroyalhighnarse69, I'm telling.

[hisroyalhighnarse69]

Bollocks! I knew someone would find the pit we keep him in!

[hisroyalhighnarse69]

I'm regularly asked how I control Cor, my answer?

I don't. I just unleash him on the world and laugh.

[hisroyalhighnarse69]

I just watched Cor spear a marshmallow on a dagger, light a small fire in a glass bowl, hold the marshmallow over it and then shove said marshmallow in his mouth while it was still on fire.

I...have no words...

[hisroyalhighnarse69]

Do you ever think about how big the party would have been if the treaty had been real?

Because I do.

Every day.

I'll never get to wear my party crown and pink tutu now :(

[hisroyalhighnarse69]

Sometimes I like to take the Regalia out of Insomnia in the middle of the night and go racing around the countryside.

It pisses Clarus and the Guards off, but I'm the King so tough tittles 👌

[hisroyalhighnarse69]

I am betrayed.

Clarus ate the last donut.

I want a divorce.