#the midol

[cucumberbeetle]

at best i got an hour of sleep, i gotta go somewhere this afternoon and i would be like "at least i can get a cup of coffee before i do to feel more energized" but i cant cause the thing i need to do is get blood labs done for my doctor and i have to fast for eight hours beforehand :(

[freebreadsticks]

my uterus: hey i got you a back to school present

me: fuCK