#the next?

[digital-archive-of-oliverpaddock]

You know, I didn't really want to talk about it, but that's what this blog is for, so here goes.

I had a really weird interaction with a customer today. It started off normal, they ordered a simple black coffee and a ham croissant, sat down, right?

But, all of a sudden, out of the blue, this dude just...goes wild. Acting like some sort of animal, yelling, screaming, saying these really weird things.

Stuff like "she's awakening" and "we'll be reborn"

It freaked me the hell out. Thankfully, Bud stepped in and threw him out. He must have had a psychotic break, the poor guy.

But other than that? Yeah, I had a good day.

Strange Activity Reported in Pacific Ocean

By Giles O'Roarke (UPDATED ON: 09/02/24 15:28)

The Pacific Ocean is no stranger to weird weather and freak ecological happenings, but recently, scientists have been noticing a unique spike in quakes and larges waves in an area a few miles from Tahiti.

What is boggling scientists is that there have been no observable changes in the tectonic plates underneath. What's more is that any fauna within the area seem to be drawn to it. Whales, dolphins, sharks, and various other sealife have been documented as being within the area. All reported specimens have also been documented as being incredibly docile to one another.

UPDATE: A recent development, there are now reports of a new piece of land rising from the area, a mountain. Scientists have claimed to spot long extinct species of plant and animal life already inhabiting it. If it is to be true, then there may be something that science can't explain. Further developments to come.

[generaltano]

domino squad

vs.

bad batch

who y’all got??

[just-a-creep-babe]

ben is owo - 👼🏻

He’s an owo babe who has unlimited access to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and can & will abuse this power

[boycock-boycunt-boyslut]

genshin au but everyone with a hat has a froggy hat instead

[sapphicvevo]

we all know who the tru gemini of voltron is

CORAN

[grannanna]

Jumping from hyperfixation to hyperfixation like a goddamn flea jumping from dog to dog

[fucktheroyals]

i love reading sandman omfg