#the pufflings

[dynapuff]

• T H E P U F F L I N G S •

❤️💛🧡💜💜

“I thought I knew love, then you two came along and showed me love is an everlasting lesson I never want to stop learning about.”

Art by @mypillowis

Finally got a piece with me, the Twins, and forever boy🥺 I cannot tell yall how healing this is and how emotional it makes me. Thank you to Misp who is always so fabulous at bringing my little ideas to life. You can grab your own over on Vgen!

[weirdowithaquill]

I think it's time you consider sharing your Duke and Rheneas ship concept (and the pufflings' sabotage efforts!) with the world 🙏

My memory is that they were too cute to languish forever only in DMs

Your memory is correct! And also really good! This conversation was months ago!

But here goes nothing - how I ended up shipping Rheneas and Duke:

It all begins with a certain @jobey-wan-kenobi and shipping Skarloey and Neil. These two are very important for Dukeas (Rhenuke?) - so let's cover them first.

These two are terrible at flirting. Like, legitimately bad. Neil gets a repaint when he's bought by the Crovan's Gate Mining Company (into SKR red!!) and Skarloey attempts to flirt and be suave to capture Neil's heart. Here's how he does:

"I like seeing you in my colour--" So far so good - but the engines don't really have good metaphors for clothes so it sort of falls apart: "--it would look better on... uh... oh..." Human pickup lines don't really work for engines, do they? Neil is so confused, and Skarloey is dying of embarrassment (the fireman said that it would totally work!)

Rheneas laughs himself sick.

Skarloey - after grumbling about Rheneas laughing at him - swallows his pride and asks his brother for help. (Side note - this is where our conversation started. We were talking about how the SKR is more interesting for family-values in the RWS.)

Rheneas has never had a crush before, and so his best idea is: "Why not ask him to double head a train with you?" Now, those of you who've instantly spotted the problem with narrow gauge Skarloey and standard gauge Neil double heading a train are doing better than these two hopeless idiots.

But Skarloey is not to be deterred! So he builds 'the truck' to pull trains on the standard gauge railway! Ah... but there's not enough traffic for double heading, so none of the managers will allow it.

It's not like Neil is any better though - this is the same boxy engine who saw Skarloey and went "he's so cute, but I'm too ugly for him..." at which point his crew face-palmed. So his crew convinced Neil to invite Skarloey to hang out at the works while he's being repainted into NWR colours (circa 1915). So Skarloey's there when he's sanded down and repainted.

Skarloey gets a nosebleed and passes out.

And Neil thinks that Skarloey just fell asleep! Even as the mechanics at Crovan's Gate are gathering around him to study him because no engine has ever had a nosebleed before, oh my goodness look at our discovery!

These two are disasters.

Peter Sam is no help either. Peter Sam is about as innocent as a three-year-old (Duke was not going to let no dock workers sully His Puffling, thank you very much) so his best advice is to: "Sing to him!" "What song?" "Uh..." Peter Sam doesn't do proper songs, he makes up ditties! What do you mean, wooing the boxy engine involves actually knowing music?

Skarloey just skips over asking Sir Handel for advice. Which is probably for the best, considering Sir Handel's attempt at flirting was to basically stun Gordon by talking his ear off and insulting his own coaches.

Yeah... none of these engines are very good at this.

But yeah, it probably takes until Rusty and Duncan figure themselves out for Skarloey to get some good advice. Cause of all the engines on the SKR, these two are the first to get into an actual relationship (with each other, but it's not Duncan's first, let's be honest). So, here's this centennarian-and-then-some engine that is Skarloey needing his romance to be chaperoned by these two youngsters... AND IT WORKS!

Finally he has the wingengines he needs: a foul-mouthed factory worker and something called a 'diesel'.

And Rheneas is still laughing in the background.

But it works! Skarloey buys some flowers with his driver's money and asks Neil out - and Neil says yes! (Let's all just headcanon that he was the Crovan's Gate Works engine at this point, okay? Okay.) Rheneas's first words upon hearing this are lost to time, but were either "Oh thank God" or "FINALLY!"

He is very lucky that he is at the works and hears about it there, or else he'd have gotten into a massive argument. But at the same time, he's rather sad, cause he's been using this romantic trainwreck as his entertainment for the last 100 odd years, throwing out slightly bogus suggestions to stir up the drama.

These two are going steady enough in 1965 for Skarloey to tease Neil by calling him "ugly but kind" in front of the Reverend - who accidentally takes it to heart.

We are all very lucky that said Anglican Reverend was out of earshot when Neil shot back a quip about nosebleeds.

But this is Rheneas' life up until 1970 - it's spent doing his job and laughing at his brother's absolutely hilarious and terrible love life. But romance? No, it's not in his cards...

And then Duke arrives.

And Rheneas goes “oh no, he’s hot.”

Rheneas immediately goes to his brother - because they're brothers, and they're supposed to help one another - completely forgetting the past 100 years.

Skarloey bursts into laughter. And then tells Neil, who also laughs. Rheneas is humbled with his own crush on Duke - much to his consternation.

But it’s worse cause Rheneas has to deal with two very overprotective children. See, Sir Handel and Peter Sam don't want to share their Granpuff. Cause they see Rheneas as a friend, not a weird step-grandpa, so stop butting in on our family. These boys have Granpuff-related trauma, and they are not handing over their Granpuff to just any old puffball. Duke for his part thinks Rheneas is cute - but his pufflings just keep calling him "a bad influence" - which is hilariously ironic considering Sir Handel.

Of course, being Peter Sam and Sir Handel, they also do their 'sunshine and thunder thing': "I think it's nice!" "You WOULD." Which naturally evolves into good-cop-bad-cop as Peter Sam is swayed by Sir Handel (and a sniggering Skarloey, but Skarloey's always had the best of intentions, right?)

Rheneas takes his own advice and asks to double head a train (cause at least he's the same gauge!) and Sir Handel slots himself in. Duke thinks it's sweet that Sir Handel is trying to spend more time with him. Rheneas is pulling his metaphorical hair out (oh, he knows - but he's also messing with Rheneas. He also talks to Skarloey).

Can you imagine how ridiculous it would be for everyone? Rheneas is just being interrogated in the background while Duke does a deadpan to some documentary crew like he’s in the Office: “This has been going on for 25 years. I have been dating Rheneas for 20 of those years.”

He has conveniently forgotten to mention this fact to Sir Handel and Peter Sam...

And that should have been that.

Right?

No. Cause then we talked about humanisations - and the story picked back up, only now we have to jump back to the year Duke got together with Rheneas. Now, for some reason or another (I blame the boulder), the entire SKR crew (Neil included) are suddenly turned human. After a few days of figuring out how being human works (cause we take most of three decades before we settle into 'humaning' - these engines are gonna need some help), they begin to act as normally as a bunch of engines-turned-humans can. There was one occasion where Peter Sam bear-walked across the yard because he couldn't figure out how walking worked, and humans have four legs! "Those are hands." "Good enough for walking!"

See, the engines pop into being human with bodies and clothes (this is important) - and for the most part, it's pretty stock standard. Rusty has overalls, Duncan has a few piercings, Sir Handel gets wheelie shoes (for his steamroller wheels!) and Duke has a massive overcoat that makes him look - for lack of a better term - rather chubby.

And he does nothing to dissuade the other engines from this line of thinking. On the surface, it makes sense after all! Duke has his large saddle tank, which translated over.

So it comes as a great surprise to everyone when Duke takes off his overcoat after the engine Duncan (who was pulling them in one of the passenger coaches) derails. Duke is not fat - no, he's been hiding tools in his overcoat... like a crowbar. In fact, Duke randomly takes off his shirt too so he can use said crowbar to lever Duncan back onto the rails all by himself (the shirt was... uh... too constricting?).

Rheneas gets a nosebleed - only none of the engines know how human nosebleeds work and panic. This of course tips Duke off that yes, Rheneas does have a thing for him.

So, Duke basically tortures Rheneas for weeks by volunteering to join the track-workers gang, and wearing a singlet and he has arms, why does he have arm muscles he is a steam engine! (I told someone about this, and they said - and I quote: "It's cause they're always pumping iron!")

Duke also keeps Werther's Originals in his overcoat to distribute to both his Pufflings and the local schoolchildren. Rheneas' heart cannot handle the adorableness.

This of course led to Rheneas confessing to Duke in the rain after the stationmaster's cat got lost. Rheneas had thought Duke would think he was cool if he found said cat first and rushed off... and fell into a ditch and sprained his ankle cause he's a human now, and people don't walk normal, why don't they have wheels - (oh wait, that's what trains are for). Rheneas had saved the cat, and then Duke helped him, asked why Rheneas ran off and didn't stick with the search party - and so Rheneas confessed in the moment. Very cliche romantic, but so am I a bit.

So that's how Duke and Rheneas ended up as a couple. A bit of magic, a whole lot of Duke's family torturing Rheneas and a missing cat.

[dynapuff]

I almost die giving birth to the Twins and Katsu’s overprotectiveness reaches its peak. He takes a few extra weeks off after paternity leave is up because for a bit he cannot stomach moving away from my bedside or letting me or the newborn Twins out of his sight.

[dynapuff]

hi hehe is there anything katsuki or eiji does that makes you act like this ^^

Hiiiiii Haruuuuuu my lovely darling there are MANY things that the boys do to make me act like that but my favorites are mostly when they are being capital f Father to our twins. The Twins are quite well behaved (Because Daddy Katsu does NOT play) but they DO have two parents that are hella witty and bitchy and have sass out the wazoo (me and katsu bahahah) SO they do try to get lippy SOMETIMES.

But my favorite thing is that BOTH Katsu and Eiji DO NOT PLAY about respecting mama Marq. Both of them will jump immediately in on an argument if the Twins like raise their voice at me or if they say stuff like "I HATE YOU!" or just like general kid disrespect yannow the usual they will nip that shit in the bud IMMEDIATELY like "Do NOT speak to your mother like that." and they BOTH will do this. I get real hot and bothered when Eiji does it specifically cuz he almost NEVER disciplines them, but when he does he's hellaaa serious.

I think they take the disrespect toward me a little more personally than if the Twins were being mouthy with them because of like the journey to becoming pregnant and all that hard shit. Like they were the ones who were with me the entire time while i cried and sobbed and begged and prayed to be able to get pregnant. So i feel like they both are thinking like "You don't know how much your mother wanted you, you don't know what she suffered, you don't know that she almost died trying to bring you into the world. You can be upset with her but Don't you DARE tell her you hate her."

anyway THANK YOU FOR ASKING BELOVED SORRY I RAMBLED AND GOT A LITTLE DEPRESSY AT THE END BAHAHA I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY AND YOU'RE FEELING WONDERFUL MY BEAUTIFUL BABY. MWAH!

[dynapuff]

Zooming in on this 👀👀👀

also I would like to know what all the marq babies’ favorite childhood movie would be?? for example, Oumi’s (kailrasu kid) favorite is Tarzan and You’ll Be in My Heart becomes our lil mother-son song <3

sjhcbdmbch nothing yet nothing yet for the guy. but if there were to be one just know he would not want to stop at one lmaooo.

MOTHER SON SONG IM GOING TO CRY SO BAD OH MY GODDDDDD. God i am loving exploring your love filled selfship with that crow guy Reeeeeee.

for Marq babies I only have the Twins and Ren...for now?

The Pufflings favorite childhood movie is 100% Despicable Me. yeah they went through a whole phase, yes they were minion kids, yes we did all have to dress up as Gru and co. for Halloween. And yes both my husbands absolutely cannot stand the song Happy. I Don't mind it at all it always makes me happy bahahah

For my sweet baby boy Ren, his favorite childhood movie is A Bug's Life. In my head Ren is slightly on the spectrum. His hyperfixation becomes bugs because of this movie and he never grows out of the hyperfixation.. It's great for him because being on the farm means he gets to see tons of insects. It's bad for me because now that means there are alwaysssssssss dead insects in jars in his room lol.

[dynapuff]

On a different note, have you ever talked about/thought about whether or not the Pufflings have quirks? Are they exactly like their dads? An amalgamation of the two? Something else entirely? Or are they quirkless like their mama? Maybe one gets a quirk but not the other?

Sorry if you have talked about this before 🩶

I saved this one for soooo long my b my darling. But since im in kiribakumarq mode here i am again!

SO I do kinda explain their quirks or at least how i see and interpret them in this post here.

but the short answer is yes they both have quirks; both dependent on their father's quirks and some of my uhhh like brain cpacity? idk how to describe it really bahaha.

anyway Kaiya can read and regulate people's emotions if her palms are touching them. and Kira has a slight shapeshifting quirk, only contained to her arms. she can shapeshift her arms into tools.

[dynapuff]

💜 Kira and Kaiya Kirishima💜

aka The Pufflings ❤️🧡💛

art by @fittsysart

Thank you to my beloved Fittsy who is always so open to all my ideas and drawing them for me and being an amazing friend to help me bring my babies to life. This means so so much to me. To finally see my girls the way I’ve been picturing them in my head🥹 ive sat on it for a bit just so I can cope and everything but I think I’m ready to share them fully now.

SO presenting my babies, my twins, my Pufflings. ❤️🧡💛

[dynapuff]

Kiribakumarq ft. The Pufflings Lore ❤️🧡💛💜💜:

The guys are having a ROUGH day at the agency. A few villains escaped and a ton of damage means both guys are stuck at the Agency late.

This means I’m on Twin duty. And since the Twins are now daycare age and spend about six hours there I have a lot more energy during the evenings. Which also means I have the opportunity of a lifetime to cheer my husbands up.

So the girls and I record ourselves doing a little performance to Ma Baker by Boney M (because they got their mama’s love of Boney M yes sir) and by little performance I mean it is choreographed to the millisecond, we spent hours trying to perfect costumes (I’m ‘Ma Baker’ and the twins are ‘her four sons except not four but two’ < their words not mine) and learning all the lyrics.

And then I send it in the group chat after not responding to the “Sorry Puffs it’s gonna be a late night” text Katsu sent earlier.

And it is immediately seen. And two minutes later I get a Snapchat from Katsu and it’s a video of Eiji crying and squealing “So cute oh my god look at her little hat!”

And the caption says “Look what you’ve done”

But then he sends a quick message in the group chat like “Thanks baby. We needed that.”