The Prophecy of Light: Okay, so right here it says that you're creative.
The Prophecy of Dark: Yes.
The Prophecy of Light: May I ask what it is that you create?
The Prophecy of Dark: Problems.

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The Prophecy of Light: Okay, so right here it says that you're creative.
The Prophecy of Dark: Yes.
The Prophecy of Light: May I ask what it is that you create?
The Prophecy of Dark: Problems.
So I'm reading The Rivan Codex, and I'm only on the introduction and I'm in love???
David Eddings was a brilliant author and I wish I could have met him!
Be prepared to listen to me rant about this book for the next who knows how long lol
Torak: I've done nothing wrong. Except for all the atrocities. Besides that I'm innocent.
The Marags: My hungry ass couldn't be a brain surgeon.
The Tolnedrans: What do you mean? What do you mean by that?
Torak: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Belar: Nope, absolutely not.
Aldur: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Belar: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
UL: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
The other gods: Are you drinking enough water?
Mara: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.
Eriond: Hey, UL, did you know that 'thot' is short for “thoughtful person” in the Alorn kingdoms?
UL: I didn’t ! Thanks for telling me!
(later)
UL: Thanks so much for visiting me, Belar. You are such a thot.
Belar, wheezing: I’m a what?!?
UL: I could fix this planet but honestly whatever is wrong with it is way funnier.