Jasper: C’mon, Uncle Chase. Let’s forget about the cosmos spinning its tangled web of fate and celebrate tonight as a joyous occasion of love for Ash and Elsa!
Chase: See, the problem is that my nephew is marrying before me. I’ve never even had a boyfriend before. I’m just perpetually single.
Harper: How come you always know what I’m thinking?
Masami: Do I? You’re a mystery to me, Harper. It just pains me when not everyone is having fun. I know that Hattie invites you because she hopes you’ll make more friends.
Harper: A little... Matrimony always seemed so far away, but my own brother is getting married! Sometimes I wish I could be like you, Uncle. Happy and forever alone.
It’s okay, Chase. I can hear you internal screaming. Just let it all out.
I noticed about TWENTY new babies and I was shocked, immediately going Tyrone Haddad, what did you DO?! Thankfully, none of them were his. I normally don’t play with MCC but I needed it for this challenge, so I swiftly removed it...
Braydon, Jayce and Anya’s younger brother, had twin daughters named Bonnie and Britta with the mother of Ritvik, who Jasper had a brief fling with.
Morgan Fyres had twins Owen and Mary with Hugo Villareal (no, Morgan is not Ty’s dad, but Ty is Morgan’s half-brother (Argus)’s dad, so the game got confused.
Morgan’s sister, Siobhan, had a kid named Marcella with a dude named Baby Arteaga.
Max had a son named Hank with EVA, his HALF-SISTER’S MOTHER. She’s not even supposed to be alive anymore.
FRANK had a baby named Molly with this lady named Vanessa.
There were three other babies made from bizarre unions, but I’m going to go through and turf a whole bunch. I’m just so relieved Ty didn’t have any more babies... it’s very important that doesn’t happen.