Bar Babies
We at WHiM are big fans of the Banner brothers and their grubby little bar down on Knockturn Alley. Not only is The Thirteenth Use small and dark enough to feel like our own dirty little secret, but the staff is gorgeous and the drinks are only slightly watered down.
That being said, we have a question for you, brothers Banner... what the hell is up with your Bar Baby? I’ve heard of mascots before, but I’ve never seen a baby set out on the bar before. Especially not one dressed like a pumpkin and encouraging the leaving of tips. “I’m a Baby, Spare a Sickle?” Really?
According to Camden, the melted chocolate eyed second Banner who usually mans the bars on late nights, the Pumpkin is his nephew and I should mind my own business. I said they were handsome. I didn’t say they were sweet.