Geralt: "Geralt." Yennefer: "Geralt." Ciri: "Geralt." Everyone else: "Geralt." Jaskier: "Geraoult!"

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Geralt: "Geralt." Yennefer: "Geralt." Ciri: "Geralt." Everyone else: "Geralt." Jaskier: "Geraoult!"
Ciri: *sneaks into Kaer Morhen at 2 am*
Geralt: *turns around in swivel chair* Care to tell me where you were?
Ciri: I was... with Yennefer?
Yennefer: *also turns around in a swivel chair* Try again.
Ciri: Jaskier! I meant I was with Jaskier.
Jaskier: *also turns around in a swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning*
Jaskier: Geralt, help. I can’t stop the chair.
The implication that the reason Ciri’s hair is braided in seasons 2 and 3 but worn down in seasons 1 and 4 is because Geralt was the one braiding it for her?? I’m so glad this is semi-canon.
Witchers when a sniff test is requested:
(Read the book in German, that's why I can already meme about it.)
-don't copy or repost without credit-
Why does everyone keep Jaskier out of the loop??? What did my precious baby do to deserve this horrible treatment?
So if you haven't been able to tell, I'm in a bit of a Witcher hyperfixation so I made some textpost memes!! Please no Season 2 or Season 3 spoilers in the tags because ya girl has only seen Season 1 bc I'm as slow as a snail lolol
But I hope these make you smile or laugh :D