Just some imagined intros for MK11
Because it’s nearly midnight, I got some feels/thirsty thoughts that needed to be let out of my system before I go to sleep, and my word, I can’t believe the amount of wind-related intros that Fujin spouts or gets spouted at him.
@the-06 Tried to keep some of these under ten syllables per line, but my tired thirsty brain. Enjoy anyway! X’’P
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Johnny Cage: You can call me Nicolas Cage. D’Vorah: For what purpose? Johnny Cage: ‘Cause I’m not about the bees today, honey.
Johnny Cage: So you’re a, heh, “arms” dealer. Kollector: Your humour is unprofitable. Johnny Cage: Who d’you think I am, Dane Cook?
Cassie Cage: Can I be your maid of honour? Jacqui Briggs: Not sure I even want you at the wedding. Cassie Cage: Geez, you’re a worse bridezilla than my dad.
Kotal Kahn: I wish for your nephew to join my council. Kung Lao: That is a clear path to failure. Kotal Kahn: A path you’ve traversed before, it seems.
Kitana: I can see you as a queen consort. Liu Kang: I will fight for my own hand. Kitana: Deny me, and that will be all that is left of you.
Erron Black: Can’t believe you’re steppin’ out with a cop. Kabal: And screwing a monk isn’t weird? Erron Black: Not when he knows tantric yoga, it ain’t.
Baraka: You will find me to be a formidable warrior. Sonya Blade: Your chompers are already classified as WMD. Baraka: Let me demonstrate their strength upon your face.
Noob Saibot: You align yourself with my murderer. Sub-Zero: Your soul was already dead before Hanzo kombatted you. Noob Saibot: He will render you a husk in time, too.
Jacqui Briggs: You’re kinda hot for a Wind God. Fujin: Do not let Takeda hear you say that! Jacqui Briggs: It’s my bachelorette party – I’mma throw caution to the wind.
Scorpion: You think my chujin is unworthy of Jacqueline? Jax Briggs: 'Specially when he had you to raise him. Scorpion: I reared him for greatness; I’ll end you for his happiness.














