Sidekickz - Po-ONE, Süki The Werebitch, and THE_MACH
Süki: About the same way, I think
Po: How do you use this?
Mach: Y'all ready?
Po: Yeah, I'll go first.
Süki: Oh, shit, big tits on the new bitch, go ahead then, spit.
Well, I very much rap, and I very much rhyme
A Teletubby rep, representing a style like mine
And on time like a timepiece, I tick tick talk
The journey's a brisk walk like a short beanstalk
Like Falk, i hit you with curious roundabouts
whaddeyeon lads and lassies weddeyetalkinabboue
Mate, you're dented and 'anging, it ain't on me, kid
I'm just little miss Po, and we're just some sidekicks
We're here spitting on another planet, far far away
Because I got too high with Dipsy and L double A
Maybe while I'm here, I'll hit up Mr. Noodle,
And school him on the spot with the Dipsy Doodle!
Eating stroodles, tofu noodles,
these mimes got oodles of delectable foodles
I'll be home before you know it, back to school yous
Meanwhile, it's the dope sidekick track, toodles!
Sidekick Sidekicks, all in the mix
Sidekick Sidekicks, all in the mix
Sidekick Sidekicks, all in the mix
Lemme, get up in this flow and denormalize the mix
Back in this bitch like Count Dracula,
HAHAHA, just jestin', I'm just testin' ya!
That often makes wild bitches gawk and stare at'cha,
Jump you visciously, mosh hysteria!
The WHObitch, WHATbitch, WHYbitch, please!
I be the here & now bitch, and I'm straight biting knees!
I be the Werebitch straight up from the DMC,
Real freaks know me, big auntie Süki!
You have to be a really goofy 'zzo to go and try me!
To get away with it, you gotta be K or V!
I be kickin' down doors, crushin' floor boards,
world wide dickin' bitches down breaking backboards!
I'm up-front, not quizzical or mysterious!
The secret to beat me? Y'all HA HA Larious!
Yet it's no lauging matter, but I have to laugh,
Y'all weak motherfuckers let sidekicks beat ya ass?
Sidekick Sidekicks, all in the mix
Sidekick Sidekicks, all in the mix
Sidekick Sidekicks, all in the mix
Load Dope_Rhyme, Verse 3 Vol 6
Capital M to the A to the C and the H
To the I to the N to the T O S H
To the hold the update, you're all not ready just like windows
You fucking see through spyware ridden malware binbows
When I rocked the DeskHead, I didn't pace my CPU
I was the MAC, got my wires rewired now I own a GPU
Feels good to be free and finally own myself,
We in my space, got my face in books on haters shelfs
The 2FX can suck my floppy, y'all out my bandwidth, Ay-
You IPhone bitches getting cucked & fucked with anyways
I wonder if it's jealousy, the reason why you fuck with me
Cause y'all fearful fucking zeros while my girl's a superhero
I'm done son, you had fun, y'all past tense like how SamSung
Shoutout to Mic Sam & TK Yün, come over for some fun
Meanwhile, like my dad's bucket I'm still out here kicking
There isn't anything side about us, but we're still sidekickin
Sidekick Sidekicks, all in the mix
Sidekick Sidekicks, all in the mix
Sidekick Sidekicks, all in the mix
Sidekick Sidekicks, all in the mix
Po: Was that good?