#thea: 004

[longislandcharm]

notstinky from here [pm] What? I'm talking about the guy we killed, Winter. I'm so comfy over here though! I'm all tucked in. I finally got my toes to be warm. Y'know when your toes are all cold? [...] Oh. Did you not want me to talk about it on the internet 'cause it's evidence?

[pm] I'm going to put you in the death pit next Thea, why? We are definitely going to jail I'm so glad that finally clicked for you. What did we talk about? Deny deny deny!

What evidence? You're really starting to freak me out with this. I most certainly didn't kill anybody and as far as I'm aware you never did either. Did you have a bad dream?

[longislandcharm]

[pm] Hey Winter! I just wanted to say that I have 0 trauma from that thing that we did (which rhymes with jurder and jover jup and jiding jhe jevidence) and am totally okay and normal. Anyway I'm ordering a pizza. What toppings do you like?

[pm] Could you not have walked twelve feet into the living room to tell me this? No, now you've implicated us in everything. Do not send me anything like this in writing again. I don't care if it rhymes, it's still incriminating.

Thea [....] I don't know what you're talking about. Maybe you should come talk to me instead? Please don't elaborate on here, I'd rather talk in person.