#thegooglestaff

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thegooglestaff replied to your post: She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Google. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend AIM who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Google was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with AIM, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

THE RAPTURE

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thegooglestaff replied to your post: my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Google, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was

What the fuck is this

it's a REAL search engine thing you wouldn't get it

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