#thekeekster

[thekeekster]

What's up Tumblr, it's been a while.

[thekeeksterdoesmakeup]

My makeup for Pride! 🏳️‍🌈 I

[5ftgarden]

@thekeekster replied to your post “disgusting cullen cunt. fuck off.”

You're awesome, don't let this douche canoe tell you any different.

Oooh trust me I know. I’m laughing hysterically at this. There was no effort put into it! Such a pathetic attempt really. Almost pitiful.

In other words, I’m now writing more Cullen based stories because FUCK THAT PERSON IN PARTICULAR, i’ll write what I want.

[alleiradayne]

thekeekster replied to your post “attn: tumblr auto-nsfw tag”

I didn't even know this was a thing.

Oh look, replies are working ...

It is and it’s terrible. You can petition it for review and Tumblr says they’ll review it and send an email when a decision is made. How? That is so fucking unsustainable. The manpower necessary to review every petition they get would be ridiculous. I’m guessing those posts will be stuck in NSFW land for eons.

[saltybiowarefantears]

Mass Effect for the fandom ask!

Reiteration from the DA ask:

Ok so I love doing stuff like this, but I know that not everyone will agree with my answers. Please keep that in mind and don’t be a dick because we don’t agree. That’s the beauty of fandom, we can all love what we love. 

the first character i ever fell in love with: Either Joker or Anderson. It’s been YEARS since I played the first Mass Effect for the first time so my memory is a bit hazy.

a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: Maybe Jacob? I didn’t mind him at all while playing ME2, but now he’s not even on my radar of characters I consider liking or my faves. But the priiiiizzze.

a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: Tali/Garrus. At first I thought it was kind of cute, but then I found it kind of lazy writing. They were basically thrown together because they’re both dextros and around since the beginning. I never really pictured them as flirting or being romantically interested in each other. 

my ultimate favorite character™: My favoritest cat raptor. As I said before, I’ve got a type. And I’ve got it BAD.

prettiest character: Tali or Traynor. Have to lean a little more towards Tali because quarian armor is GORGEOUS. Forever bitter over the loss of Kal’Reegar or any other quarian romance option for FemShep.

my most hated character: Udina can suck my N7 armored ass

my OTP: *prances off into the sunset sighing wistfully over Shakarian*

my NOTP: I don’t really know of any off the top of my head? Haven’t seen anything that’s made me go ‘Gah! My eyes!’ and feel like I need to bleach them. 

favorite episode game: Either ME for nostalgia sake or ME3 because no video game has ever caused me as much emotional distress before or since.

saddest death: This is like the opposite of the DA one. That one I had to briefly consider. This, however, is just a floodgate of repressed memories rushing back. Where do I even fucking begin? I think Shepard’s though (3rd game style) fucked me up the worst. After everything, all of those hours spent as her, all of my love and devotion for the world and characters communicated through her, just… gone. All gone. I was willing to do ANYTHING to let her live. I went back hours of gameplay to get my readiness rating a few points higher and mournfully sacrificed the geth and EDI just for the sheer CHANCE she lived after the destruction ending. After everything they went through, after all the people they lost, Shepard deserved better.

least favorite season game: ME2. Love the characters. Hated pretty much everything else. Working with Cerberus was a chore. The Collectors are still my least favorite faction to fight against, even in ME3 multiplayer. And it didn’t feel like it really had anything to do with the main story. 

character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: *braces self for the hate yet again* Liara. The blue space babe wins this prize. Again, this is really unfortunate. I enjoyed talking with her in the first game, but then things got weird. My first run I was super nice to her, asking all sorts of questions, and loving the inquisitive archaeologist thing. Then the Council lockdown happened and the game decided we were in a relationship. It was fine at the time because I politely declined her and I thought everything was fine. What was waiting for me aboard the Normandy SR-2 on my desk? A framed picture of Liara. Ok, weird, but not anything to be upset over. Then we get to her on Illium and all hell broke loose. First of all, I don’t like the direction BioWare went with her as an information broker. Yeah, yeah, she got all hardened after the death of Shepard, and etc. But she lost the main thing I liked about her. Any way, she started complaining to me that I showed interest in someone else because ‘our night together meant something!’ Hold the phone. What night together? Apparently the coding decided I boinked Liara, and now I was jilting her. Fun. The combination of her personality change and the ninjamance thing really put me off her. She redeemed herself slightly in the third game, but not enough for me to really like her.

my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: Morinth. She’s terrible and I love her. I’ll always let Mom snap your neck though. Forever in my thoughts.

my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: Legion… *sobs for an hour*

my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: I can’t think of any really??? 

my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship’: EDI and Joker. When I first got into the fandom I mainly wrote on Deviantart. Made a mutual friend on there who was a hardcore Joker/Shep shipper. She wrote amazing fics for them. Anyway, she wrote a really great piece on how she felt BioWare did a disservice to Joker by having EDI as his only romance interest. I wish I could find it again because it was really well-written. It basically boiled down to the idea that Joker was their only disabled character, and instead of not giving him a love interest (unlike pretty much every other main character on the ship), they gave him the ship, like EDI was the only person he was capable of being with given his handicap. She wrote it much more eloquently. Still it really stuck with me. I’ve nothing against the ship, and there’s lots of cute fan art for it, but I don’t think I’ll ever really get into it.

Send me a fandom and I’ll answer these questions! 

[kill-your-idols]

If Evie needs a quiet moment to herself, where does she go that she's absolutely sure no one will bother her?

it’s pretty rare that evie wants time to be completely alone - she had enough loneliness while in the circle - but when it does happen, she will leave skyhold entirely. she won’t go anywhere in particular. usually she’ll just mount up and ride as far as marshmallow can take her. or until someone - usually cullen - comes after her. it’s about the freedom of it. the knowledge that she is no longer a circle mage. she is free to choose where to go and when. the reminder that she has chosen to stay with the inquisition and if she wanted, she could choose to leave.

thanks for indulging me. c:

[thekeekster]

I'm still alive! It's just been hectic. For proof, here's my face. Trying to make some time for gaming.

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