#them's the rules.

[butchfemmesisters-archive]

"i don't watch gay porn" well i mean unless u can log it on letterboxd of course. everyone knows it doesn't count as porn if u can log it on letterboxd and the poster isn't pixelated.

[middenwake]

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[trickstercaptain]

@hearti​ asked: Heya Lottie! I'm curious, does the canon ever mention Jack's mother? I do have the Jack Sparrow series, I just haven't read them all yet oops. Gotta get on that so I can read The Price of Freedom.

        heyyy friend!! nope, it doesn’t really mention her at all!! if i remember correctly there’s a fleeting mention of her by Mistress Ching in I think the Legends of the Brethren Court series ( and it’s extremely fleeting -- I’m pretty sure it’s just the one line ), but other than that we honestly know nothing about her ( aside from the shrunken head stuff in AWE ). while writing The Price of Freedom, Crispin, the author, was actually forbidden by the House of Mouse to mention or make reference to Jack’s mother at all ( and she wasn’t allowed to reference Teague explicitly as Jack’s father either ), so we have just had to take the clues of her noticeable absence from all of the wider canon material and, with so much amazing input from the two wonderful individuals known as @thecodekeeper & @whisperedreveries​, come up with our own headcanons and backstory for her!

[sinnhelmingrmoved]

the next person who ignores my rules and sends me anything about hel/baldr has to pay for my college tuition.

[coeursigh]

For every drawing you post I’ll post one. 

[belovedmuerto]

You are *always* playing Yellow Car.