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@themed-jester said:
"Always wondered, what is the proper orientation and distance of the main microphone relative to the speaker?"
“ Tell you what: keep taking steps backward and I’ll let you know when you’re far enough from the mic, fella! ”
Closed starter for @hannah-the-small !
Reconstruction of Loo Loo Land was well underway. Likely, the place will be up and running within a few weeks. Thankfully they kept enough money in the back pocket for emergencies like this.
It was unfortunate, several employees perished with the fire but some employees couldn't handle it anymore, and resigned. Nobody was irreplaceable however and the metal jester was already looking out for new recruits. Flyers have appeared all around the ring of Greed, boasting of the great wage and benefits.
But the best way to attract potential employees was to be there in person. Robo-Fizz was handing out pamphlets with a big grin, appearing joyful and easy-going.
"T-Think you got what it takes to entertain guests at Loo Loo Land? W-working at the best park among the 9 circles of H-Hell is no easy feat. Every day is different and exciting. The most important part of your job is making sure our guests are happy. Your company can make their day memorable and an experience they will remember for l-Life!"
They beamed in a charismatic manner towards bypassing demons.
Greenish sensors dart around, falling upon a little Imp that looked... not too happy.
"While you w-i-ill enjoy top-class wages of the industry together with meals on-site, varied work and broad health-care b-benefits."
@themed-jester ❤️’d for a starter!
“.....Where the Hell am I?” The fire demoness muttered to herself as she stared up at the front entrance to what looked to be a....theme park? She’s heard of LuLu World but this was new to her, and from the park’s general appearance it looked like a shameless rip-off of LuLu World. Of course this being Hell and all, Hestia wasn’t all that surprised.
@themed-jester said: "Will you squeak louder depending on how tight you are hugged?"
"Ummm, possibly. But I ain't letting you get close enough to find out."
@themed-jester said: “Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.”
Serenity looked the strange robot up and down, but did her best to keep a kind and considerate tone. “Yes... I suppose we are... I guess an introduction is in order then. My name is Serenity.”
@themed-jester said: "Hey there miss... care for a free rollercoaster ride?"
Serenity looked up and down at the clown-type demon that approached her.
“You mean, like, an actual roller coaster ride, right? Like, from a carnival? This isn’t some kind of... sex euphemism?” She asked hesitantly. One could never be too sure down here, and Serenity didn’t want to walk into something blindly; even if the offered ‘service’ was free.
@themed-jester said:
"I was throwing a pretty good party last weekend, when someone opened pandora's box, and all hell broke loose!"
“ Ha ha ha! Sounds like my kind of shindig! ”
@themed-jester said: "I just read that someone in Pentagram City gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy."
Oh no...not them. How do these clowns keep finding her??? Alright Niffty, stay cool. Whatever you do, don’t let them know you’re scared. Clowns can smell fear.
“Y-yeah, poor guy...” Niffty replied, a nervous chuckle escaping from her throat. She subtly started inching away from the robotic jester and hoped they wouldn’t notice. “I’d h-hate to be him...”
