#themooseking

[witnessprotectionwithwings-blog]

the-moose-king said: [[…………….well I ship this now.]]

((eheheheheheheh))

[ask-the-tricksy-archangel-blog]

 the-moose-king said: ((OH! Where are you from? :D))

((I'm from the north west of Italy^^))

[divinethief]

the-moose-king said: [Less buuutt depends on you. It’s still gonna hurt]

samandrielangelofthelord said: [No matter where you start, it will hurt. Mildly less than Supernatural, but not by much.]

((Well that's fucking terrifying guys, thanks. Good thing I have scotch and cake!))

[shurleycommachuck-blog-blog-blog]

the-moose-king replied to your post: the-moose-king replied to...

[Like, “Here it comes man, here it is :lick: there you go, bro, there you go. Awwe yeah. Matin’ season bro”]

And Chuck goes back to his manager and looks her dead in the eye and says he just got molested by a moose that he created. 

Then ceases his supernatural con life to live as a hermit forever and only making guest appearances via webcam because he doesn't want to associate himself with his fans or sam anymore.

[shurleycommachuck-blog-blog-blog]

the-moose-king replied to your post: the-moose-king replied to your post: Please never...

[That gif feels like he’s about to lick his ear in secret]

you're my favorite now

That would make perfect sense for Chuck's face tbh

[ex-hallucination]

Five more minuuuuutes....[and if its not sex you're wrong]

{Sex it is, then}

“Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam, if you don’t wake up now, your brother’s gonna walk in and see us both naked and I don’t think that’ll turn out well at all.” He jabbed him in the ribcage. “He might join in, and we don’t want that.” And then he snorted with laughter because that was the best joke he ever made ever.

[future-crowley-blog]

What do you think of Sam Winchester?

He’s a big moose.

[ex-hallucination]

+2 are hallucinating.

themayhemcontinues

the-moose-king

"Sam! And other irrelevant creature who I don't care about! How's it hangin'?"