#themusespeaks

[dragonmuses]

I work of and on for a party company that rents out inflatables and whatnot, and tonight I was supervising a standard bounce house at a church event.

Amongst other things, I will never forget one 12 year old boy leaning on the wall and calling for "ma". His shirt was pulled up over the back of his head (you know, the goofy way that makes you look like you have a hump) and when ma finally walked over, he just said,

"look, I have my own padded cell!"

[thepositivescientist]

Swap is humming a familiar tune while cooking something. He seems to be in a rather good mood.

[dragonmuses]

I HAVE BEEN MAKIN SOME BOMB-ASS CHRISTMAS PRESENTS THIS YEAR YO

[dragonmuses]

I CANNOT EVEN HANDLE THE WAY BENEDICT LOOKED IN THAT ZOOLANDER TRAILER

I CAN’T GO SEE THE MOVIE

I was looking forward to it

[dragonmuses]

There’s something magical about listening to Christmas music while making Christmas presents/jewelry

[dragonmuses]

I feel a bit sickish

Anyone have good advice to give me energy and combat sinus issues?

[dragonmuses]

I just feel like I need to share this little story from yesterday So I had an anxiety attack yesterday afternoon and im totally fine, but it left my nerves pretty shot So when we are making dinner, I have this bowl of broccoli and cauliflower that I have to move from the microwave to the table And it's hot And it's ready to eat ...and it ended up all over the floor because my nerves were so shot Our dog was pleased and helped clean up immediately (and subsequently had gas all night)

[dragonmuses]

I know I’m totally late to the party on this, but I just saw an encore of the NT Live Hamlet and....

BEN’S ARMS

ARMSARMSARMSARMSARMS

It was all I could do not to lick the screen