( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien. - Punk and Alexa
( CONTACT – PUNK ! – DELIVERED ) so, what you’re telling me is that your neighbor is actually b//ayley, right? if anyone was weird enough to be classified as out of this world, it’s definitely her.( CONTACT – PUNK ! – DELIVERED ) it’s ok though, i won’t say anything if you do call her into the authorities.. it’d get her out of my sight for good, which in turn that’d make you my knight in shining armor… or, actually, my knight in tattoos?( CONTACT – PUNK ! – DELIVERED ) you know what, ignore me. i’m embarrassing myself. i’m sorry you have to put up with me.














