#theptmcsecurityguy

[theptmcsecurityguy]

hey coolio man, you attending the tea party in peds tomorrow?

Don’t think so. Haven’t really been invited.

[theptmcsecurityguy]

Found this earlier. Wasn’t much of a looker back then was I?

[theptmcsecurityguy]

Been really into apples, as of late. Any apple recommendations, send them my way.

[theptmcsecurityguy]

Babysitting for the sister is going well! It’s not the park but 🤷‍♂️ you gotta make do.

[theptmcsecurityguy]

Whiskey makes you frisky. Here’s to hoping me, @waitandbleed & @sarcasticscrubs don’t get into too much trouble tonight. 🍻

[theptmcsecurityguy]

That ring finger is lookin a little bare, huh?

[theptmcsecurityguy]

Look at who I ran into earlier today.

@briggsonshift

[theptmcsecurityguy]

Lookin’ after this old pup.